Wanna go on a picnick?
Alpacca lunch
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What is more impressive than a talking llama?
A spelling bee.
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I'm gonna climb up these ruins and spit on tourists;
but first;
llama take a selfie
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Where do sheep go to get shorn?
The BahBah shop.
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Why don't llamas like to sing with background music?
They prefer singing alpaccapella.
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What did the llama say when he found out he'd been robbed?
I've been fleeced!
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What's a llamas favourite actor?
Al Paccacino!
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What saw the llama when it looked in the mirror?
A spitting image!
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What do llamas say once you've thanked them?
No probllama!
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I'm tired of these jokes;
alpacca my bags and leave now.