i basicly when on to the changed community page and found a random user then i looked at their friends and then their friends and so on and so forth and some how i ended up here, umm yea so that happened. by looking at the games they play they just look like a cooler version of me

NO BOITE

i happen to know you get no bxtches

Your profile is making me wet.

hi man from dark souls 3^_^

Adding about a friend in common

"Calling a male character hot means you're attracted to males" listen buddy. When I see Tony Tiger on screen and I call him hot does that mean I'm attracted to him? Does that mean I want him to raw my ♥♥♥ until it's nothing but floor dust? Does that mean I want him to call me his big hungry bungy and hold me in his big strong sexy arms?? actually this is a bad example can I start over?

Yeah call me a virgin again. My boyfriend is sucking my ♥♥♥♥ RIGHT NOW and you wish you could have this treatment. oooooh yeah it feels good too if only a virgin like you could know this feeling, HA! Just knowing I can ♥♥♥♥ on demand... Whenever I want... He's still blowing me in fact and he has a big ♥♥♥♥! well, what can I say? Just a regular day for me. I can’t imagine how jealous you must be.

Man, I was playing Fortnite all on my lonesome like ya do, gaming hard in my man cave and suddenly there’s ten people left! I notice I don’t have my adult diaper on, and I really have to take a deep ♥♥♥♥ right now. I kill someone, and the excitement leaves me. I can feel the warmth fluid of diarrhea flowing down my pants and leaking down onto the floor, my ass sticky and stinky. I don’t know what to do, I feel very uncomfortable but at the same time I am now relieved of my inner stress. I get sniped across a hilltop, and rage so hard a second coming occurs. The burst was so loud and the diarrhea exploded on my ass and down my pants. There was ♥♥♥♥ all over me and all over the floor. Then my grandma walked in

i have been holding my pee in since the last decade. I’ve lost my urge to urinate and have developed several styles of kidney cancers and stones. i stopped buying drinkable water years ago and now survive exclusively on my own body sweat and skin flakes. i refuse to consume any foods resembling or containing water and have completely thrown out the 8 cups-a-day rule. my bladders have enlarged so much that my entire spinal column is at risk of collapsing if i ever sit down, this is to prevent myself from ever reaching the bathroom, which i have barred with wooden logs and nails. i have sealed myself in my own house so i don’t run into people’s houses seeking another bathroom. in doing so i have reached a nirvana no other humans could or should achieve. i can see the end of the universe, which is a barrier of fluid urine. no human should ever achieve such heights as these.

Ay, this is gonna sound crazy, but eating poo is legit the healthiest thing you can do. It's literally just the food you ate 20 minutes ago but made into a soft, warm mass of chocolate-like waste. You can easily squish it to fit in your mouth and just swallow it. You then ♥♥♥♥ it out again and repeat. Same thing can be said about piss. It's literally the last thing you drank and you can just fill a cup with it and chug it all down again. Guys, this is how we cure world hunger; our body produces everything we need to survive. Just eat a nice plate of meat and vegetables and drink a full cup of cold water and you'll produce enough poo and piss to last you up to a weak. It's genius, and poo is just sooo delicious. It's literally just human chocolate that people with allergies can even enjoy. Anyway, I need to go do a poo. Time to enjoy a nice dessert.

The average human contains 4 liters of blood, the average horse load is 1 liter, if you slit both wrist on someone and completely drain them it would take 4 horse loads to fill someone with horse ♥♥♥.

I was looking at my turtle yesterday evening, and I wondered if it would like to be pleasured in "that" way. I picked it up and started talking to it. I really like him. I guess I'm into stuff like him. Anyways, I was stroking it's private parts, and he opened his mouth. He looked like he was enjoying it. I want to go to the next level of our relationship, but I'm scared if I perform oral sex on jimmy, he will die?

BOI

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y'know, hitler had good ideas, he just targeted the wrong enemy.

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Indeed

lol u gay

What a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥

srsly

a funny comment