My Mothers name is Jane McGuire, Famous author of the book ''Love, Life and Cheating on your husband''. I'm proud of her, but not of what she did to my Father. Please do not ask about the rough time as I know how her fame has spread to each corner of this flat, unforgiving earth.

I once interacted with a talking Lemon. Our conversations were fruitful to say the least.

Yes, I am weird.