1. I'm a woman
2. I'm bad at mobas
3. I'm bad at everything lol
4. I get distracted by Drifter's A$$ while playing him, resulting in 0/9/11
5. I usually play melee (now THAT'S bad)
6. I have a support mindset. Years of playing Anna in Overwatch aren't doing me a favour
7. Hi (s*rry for bad English since I'm from MOTHER RUSSIA)
8. Unstable piece of skill-issue (Can either be toxic or too soft, depends on the mood)
9. I'm fatherless
10. What do you expect from a person who usually plays indie-rpg type of games?

If you don't have problems with these things, then I'd rather suggest you rethink your choices in life, srsly. But hey, if you're willing to tolerate an unteachable moron then go take a gander, yeah?