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25 May, 2025 @ 4:44am 
very short, lost him inthe supermarket one time so now i tie a balloon to him to make it easier to find it
28 Apr, 2021 @ 12:50am 
Random Fact! Did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human d icks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility.
20 Apr, 2021 @ 1:00am 
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18 Mar, 2021 @ 5:18am 
Random Fact! Did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human d icks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility.
5 Mar, 2021 @ 2:17am 
Random Fact! Did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human d icks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility.
22 Feb, 2021 @ 6:11am 
Random Fact! Did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human d icks, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility.
14 Oct, 2020 @ 4:19am 
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13 Oct, 2020 @ 11:42pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
31 Aug, 2020 @ 6:45am 
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7 Mar, 2020 @ 6:30am 
homosexual individual do not add.
18 Jul, 2018 @ 4:26am 
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18 Jul, 2018 @ 4:26am 
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18 Jul, 2018 @ 4:26am 
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18 Jul, 2018 @ 4:26am 
madafaka
17 Jul, 2018 @ 11:36pm 
humpty dumpty looking mathafaka
22 Feb, 2018 @ 9:11am 
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15 Dec, 2017 @ 8:14pm 
adrian is thicc
15 Dec, 2017 @ 9:02am 
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22 Apr, 2017 @ 9:14am 
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4 Nov, 2016 @ 5:51am 
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6 Sep, 2016 @ 12:40am 
jame is my alien brother
5 Sep, 2016 @ 4:36pm 
#JamesWangB4nter
5 Sep, 2016 @ 7:53am 
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18 Apr, 2016 @ 4:11am 
Hello :steamhappy:
Its Me :spycon:
17 Apr, 2016 @ 8:21am 
+rep
25 Feb, 2016 @ 2:31am 
what
27 Jan, 2016 @ 6:25am 
I'm jelly
27 Jan, 2016 @ 6:25am 
Dem you got unusual already
20 Dec, 2015 @ 5:55am 
Mountain Jew
-Osama Bin Laden
20 Dec, 2015 @ 4:06am 
Allahu Ackbar
-Hitler
20 Dec, 2015 @ 4:03am 
SIKE THAT'S THE WRONG NUMBER!
-Austist
19 Dec, 2015 @ 11:41pm 
You Smart, You Loyal, You Genius, I Respect That
19 Dec, 2015 @ 1:37am 
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19 Dec, 2015 @ 1:15am 
kill
19 Dec, 2015 @ 1:15am 
yourself
7 Nov, 2015 @ 8:23pm 
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7 Nov, 2015 @ 5:29pm 
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8 Oct, 2015 @ 9:30pm 
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28 Aug, 2015 @ 1:19am 
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28 Aug, 2015 @ 1:18am 
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25 Aug, 2015 @ 5:09am 
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22 Aug, 2015 @ 10:09pm 
+rep amazing friend and great person
24 May, 2015 @ 3:35am 
bad luck m9
18 Apr, 2015 @ 4:14pm 
+rep
16 Apr, 2015 @ 11:25am 
+rep Thank you for using http://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/groups/auto_bots !
1 Apr, 2015 @ 8:33pm 
No gods or shreks, only mans.
10 Jan, 2015 @ 12:37am 
=rep
9 Jan, 2015 @ 8:36pm 
Goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters