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I seek the sweet release of death that only a nerf triple barrel nerf or nothing shotgun™ can deliver. I crave its quick and easy to learn reload times. The feeling of the foam darts going through my skull as i utter my last words... "Its nerf, or nothin". As i bleed out on the floor, i wonder what it was all for. If there was ever a purpose to the cruel existence i was subjected to. If there was a God who had forced all of that pain upon me. How would he feel knowing i used a nerf triple barrel nerf or nothing shotgun™ to destroy the creation he made for me. But then, as he gazes upon the harsh reality he never intended for me to encounter, he looks at me, and with a look of pity on his face, apologizes. "Had i known you would have encounter such a terror, i would have sent a means of death to you sooner. Thankfully, i created the blessed Parker Brothers™ and their high quality nerf guns that provided you a means to finally end the cruel life i gave you." All was silent as God looked on in disgust at the hideous world he created.