Recent reviews by Ferj

haha robot people genocide wohooo they are human so epic awesome and oh oh robot kissing mmm yes now start touching naughty oo wow dirty robot big black robot so hunky and handsome i hope he doesnt start pounding small tight little blonde robot lady oh oh markus here and he making a move on the normal people for not liking robot but also will he be getting intimate with the robot lady north yeah so epic here comes connor no intimacy for him just old man who wants to die but before he die he decide actually android ok and in fact he doesnt own an iphone so samsung galaxy 35

AHOY MATEYS I AM THE RUN ♥♥♥♥♥ GUY WITH THE PISTOL YOULL NEVER CATCH ME YEEHAW PING PING IM DA BEST GUY... HELLO I AM KNIGHT I HAVE THE BRAIN DISORDER I SWING SWORD HAVE MOST HEALTH IN GAME AND ALSO GOOD RANGE WOW PRETTY STRONG HELLO IM VIKING SHIELD CHARGE GRRRRR PING PING PING HELLO HELLO ♥♥♥♥ MOTHER ♥♥♥♥

i go catch da fish da fish small 1 then i make da gamble brooop broooop broooop now da fish da big 1 bery good i rike it now da fish go to da pan i cook delishut berry tasty now dat trada gib da biga cat da money 4 da point but oh oh mr ♥♥♥♥ man arrive and he making a ♥♥♥♥ on me not good :( no more tasty fit and now fit wit da frog from da backyaad agan 6/10 too mut da money maybe 10 dollar mut beta

ching ching aghhhh ching well hello *lute man plays fire through the flames* DODGE THIS YOU BASTAAAAAARD!! ching ching phung phung help arrow in my ass ouch my nan can fott betta then that art thou mad brother? AGHHHHHHH CHARGEEEEEEE COMPANYYYYYYYYYYYYYY You're terrible! Look men look how terrible he is no no way impossible no well hello there FAIL *english little dwarf* you lil ♥♥♥♥♥♥ messer ruin my life 3/3/3 gayt stink of ♥♥♥♥

where i get shot from brrr omg army man nw bang bang artillery coming in BRRRRRRRR ac130 up and inbound clear em out bang bang bang ouch ive been shot in my balls AGHHHHH

PUB G more like PUB CHINEEE. I just used to get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by hackers everytime i played this game. Pity it was kinda fun until you ruined the game idiots go away mr pubg man your wife is getting cuckholded.

bring the cars back and make em work you donkeys. i wouldn't recommend this to my bourke street boy

Mount and Blade more like mount and barely played boring as game ♥♥♥♥ off

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Have you ever secretly had a lust to be bummed in your sleep by a weeaboo who has way more time to invest in a video game then you? Well look no further. The amount of times you will be absolutely poo'd on by some 12 year old who's mum is an alcoholic and doesn't care about what time he stays up to as long as the little turd isn't in her hair, and then wake up the next morning on the beach in rust, after you just started to get your base off the ground is insane. Sometimes I consider uninstalling the game, but you sometimes get these temporary lapses of wanting to have fun. This is of couse ruined by the various collection of weeaboo's, neckbeards and no lifers of the like who invest way to much time in the video games then at school, work or other various necessities of society.

The game is good, The fun is definitely had, but if someone spends more time on this game then you chances are you are screwed. Also the shooting mechanics are so sloppy, honestly the cheap cs-go recoil rip off causes guns to miss most bullets/ not register and sometimes causes my stools to harden and therefore causes them trouble in dropping from the depths of my buttocks. You have to buy this game basically, but you will have a very strong love hate relationship with it. OH and play with friends otherwise the chances of you quitting are at least 90.00%