Comments
day 22 Mar, 2022 @ 9:49pm 
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
⬜⬛🟪⬜⬛🟪🟪
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
🟪⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛🟪
🟪🟪⬛⬛⬛🟪🟪
🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪🟪
day 7 Apr, 2020 @ 8:18pm 
⡴⠑⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣀⡀
⠸⡇⠀⠿⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡴⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢄⣠⠾⠁⣀⣄⡈⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠁⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠂⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⡿⢿⣆
⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⣁⣀⠀⠴⠂⠙⣗⡀⠀⢻⣿⣿⠭⢤⣴⣦⣤⣹⠀⠀⠀⢀⢴⣶⣆
⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣮⣽⣾⣿⣥⣴⣿⣿⡿⢂⠔⢚⡿⢿⣿⣦⣴⣾⠸⣼⡿
⠀⢀⡞⠁⠙⠻⠿⠟⠉⠀⠛⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢤⣼⣿⣾⣿⡟⠉
⠀⣾⣷⣶⠇⠀⠀⣤⣄⣀⡀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠉⠈⠉⠀⠀⢦⡈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣽⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠲⣽⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣜⣿⣿⣿⡇
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣶⣮⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃
day 3 Dec, 2018 @ 8:55pm 
Hitler: Do you think I'm pretty?
Stalin: No.
Hitler: Do want to be with me forever?
Stalin: No.
Hitler: Do you even like me?
Stalin: No.
Hitler: Would you cry if i walked away?
Stalin: No.
Hitler heard enough and was hurt... Hitler walked away with tears in his eyes.
Stalin grabbed Hitlers arm.
Stalin: You're not pretty...you're beautiful
Stalin: I don't want to be with you forever...I need to be with you forever.
Stalin: I don't like you...I love you.
Stalin: I wouldn't cry if you walked away......I would die if you walked away.
Stalin Whispers: Plz stay with me.
Hitler: I will...
*Tonight at midnight Germany will anschluss Austria.
*Something good will happen to you at Stalingrad.
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have bad luck in Stalingrad for the next 10 years
day 30 Jun, 2018 @ 5:09pm 
Girl: Do you think I'm pretty?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want to be with me forever?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you even like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I walked away?
Boy: No
She heard enough and was hurt... she walked away with tears in her eyes
The boy grabbed her arm
Boy: Your not pretty...your beautiful
Boy: I dont want to be with u forever...I need to be with you forever
Boy: I dont like u...I love u
Boy: I wouldn't cry if u walked away......I would die if u walked away.
Boy Whispers: Plz stay with me
Girl: I will...
*Tonight at midnight your true love will realize she/he loves u
*Something good will happen to u at 1-4pm
*Tomorrow it could be anywhere!!!
*Get ready for the shock of your life!
*If u dont post this to 5 other comments... You will have bad luck in relationships for the next 10 years
day 13 Nov, 2017 @ 8:53pm 
funny quote(don't drink milk while reading this): "In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams
day 23 Sep, 2017 @ 2:04pm 
<O/ DAB ON THE HATERS \O>
day 18 Aug, 2017 @ 6:50pm 
I just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love Rick and Morty, in the way that I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love science. It's so random and cool - it's like the show was designed for us Redditors, see? I wish I could live in the Rick and Morty world and be their friends. Everything would be really and cool and funny if I did. Rick and Morty are so funny and I'm so awesome that it would make perfect sense.

I run the Rick and Morty Club at my school - we come together and watch Rick and Morty. We don't talk to each other much but there's a cute girl there I'm gonna try and ask out. I'm a nice guy and I dress well so I know I've got a good chance with her. I've already messaged her on Facebook, I just haven't got a response yet.

Anyway, back to the topic at hand: Rick and Morty! My favorite character is Rick because his style of humor perfectly reflects that of Reddit. I bet if I asked him "When does the narwhal bacon?", he'd know EXACTLY what I was talking about.
day 11 Aug, 2017 @ 4:52pm 
you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily fromNarodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons
day 22 Jun, 2017 @ 10:33am 
I used to actually think you were a cool guy, and felt like I could kinda relate to you. But man, have you thrown all that away. I've lost every bit of respect I had for you, and you're pushing yourself towards being the worst person I've ever met on Steam.

So, well done, if that's what you were going for. You've successfully made yourself the least respectable member of our group, and I no longer want to have anything to do with you.

And I've reported you for spamming my announcements with ♥♥♥♥, so hopefully you'll get what you deserve.
day 30 Jan, 2017 @ 6:12pm 
♥♥♥♥ a hater , hit a snitch , your my girl 👭 , my 5 star ♥♥♥♥♥ , i love you more than any ♥♥♥♥ 💕💯, && if i dont get this back 🕙 , you aint worth ♥♥♥♥ !! Send this to 8 girls you care about .. 💯 I love you , I love you forever !! 💯 Whoever stops this will suffer for 83 days !! 💯💯💯 Ready, set, GO !!!! in
day 31 Dec, 2016 @ 8:56pm 
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
day 24 Dec, 2016 @ 12:42pm 
(´░░░░░░ ') ░░░' ) • ┊○  ★ 
( ( `´︶´¯`︶´`´︶︶´*★  ^v^  ┊❅  °☆ .   ☆ :. ☆   
  ) )  ⦅‖ ͇͇ ͇͇▃▇͇͇͌̿̿⌂͇͇▌..* ★  ☆ .   ★ ^v^  ° ❅  ☆ .   ★ ^v^  ° 
__̅̏̏̏̏̋̋̏̏▅̅̏̏̏̋̏_ ╱◥███████╲ ˆ...^v^ ˆˆ︵.︵...^v^︵¸ ❅  ° ╱◥◣  ☆ . * ★ * 
╱◥◣ ◥████◣▓∩▓∩║   MERRY CHRISTMAS & │∩ │◥███◣ ╱◥███◣
│╱◥█◣║∩∩∩ ║╲◥███╲   HAPPY NEW YEAR ╱◥◣ ◥████◣▓∩▓│∩
││∩│ ▓ ║∏ 田║▓ 田田 ▓ ∩║ ii--ii--ii ⏃☃⏃ ii--ii--ii--ii │╱◥█◣║∩∩∩ ║◥█▓ ▓█
☸๑۩๑๑۩๑๑۩๑๑۩๑๑۩๑๑۩๑๑۩„„„„„„„„☸„„„„„„„☸„„„„„„„☸๑۩๑๑۩๑๑۩๑๑۩๑๑۩๑๑۩๑๑۩
day 21 Dec, 2016 @ 6:48pm 
It's 🍌🎄⛄️DICKcember 🍌🎄⛄️and you ✨⚡️know what that means!!! 🙌🏻😮It's HOEliday season 🎄and Santa 🎅🏾is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥😩💦💦 to town and bringing 🎁presents 🎁to all the good boys 👴🏼and girls👩, but if you've been a naughty 👎❌hoe 👄you ain't getting 🍌💦cummies this year! ❌😱🙅Prancer 🐴and LAPdancer 💃are ready to get wet 💦💦and Rudolph the 🔴red 🔴♥♥♥♥ 🍌😍💦SLUTdeer is ⏳waiting ⏳to light up the way to 🎅🏾santa's 🎅🏾sexshop 🚨where all you ho 😆ho 😆HOES can get 👄naughty 👄😉! send 📲this to 🔟 of your sexiest snowmen ⛄️⛄️or else Santa 🎅🏾will be giving you 😱⚫️COAL ⚫️😱this year!!! ☹️instead of CUMMIES! 😍 get 📩back5️⃣ and you're a 🍪gingerbread 🍪get 🔟 back and you're 👀an 🍎apple 🍎cider 🍾🍾🍻SLUT!
day 17 Nov, 2016 @ 7:38pm 
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
day 30 Oct, 2016 @ 3:27pm 
──────▄▄───▐█─█▐███▐███▐███▐█─█
──▄▄▄█▄▄▄──▐█▄█▐█▄█▐█▄█▐█▄█▐█▄█
▄█▀█████▀█▄▐█─█▐█─█▐█──▐█──▄▄██
█───███───█
████▀─▀████▐─█▐██▐─▐─▐██ ▀█▐▐▐▀▐▀▐█▐
█▄▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▄█▐▀█▐▄█▐─▐─▐─█ ─█▐▐▐▀▐▀▐▐█
─▀█▄▄▄▄▄█▀─▐─█▐─█▐▄▐▄▐▄█ ─███▐▄▐▄▐─█
day 6 Oct, 2016 @ 3:13pm 
00999999999999999900000990000000099999999999900999900000000000000000000000000
09999999999999999999900990000009999999999999999999990000000000009900000000000
09990099099999009999900999000000099099999009999909990000000000999999000000000
99990099099999000000000009999000099099999000000009999000000000009900000000000
99990000999900000000000000009900000999900000000009999000000000000000000000000
99990000000000000000000000000990000000000000000009999009999900999999099999000
99990000000000900000009900000990000009000000000009999009900990990000099009900
09990000000000990000000999999900000099000000000009990009999900999990099999000
09999000000009999999000000000000999999900000000099990009900990990000099000000
00999900000000000000999999999999000000000000000999900009900990999999099000000
1. Press ctrl+f
2. In the box, type 9 or 0
day 30 Sep, 2016 @ 9:23pm 
\
day 20 Sep, 2016 @ 5:31pm 
Your appointment with FEMA should be finalized within the week. I've already discussed the matter with the Senator.
day 13 Sep, 2016 @ 2:40pm 
I'm Harambe, and this is my zoo. I live here with my loving fans and my zookeeper, "Big Shot." One thing I've learned after 17 years - You never know WHAT is gonna fall in that pit.
day 1 Aug, 2016 @ 9:56am 
░░░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▄▀▀██▀▄▄▒
░░░░░░░░░░░░▄▀░▄▀▀░░░▒▒▀▀▄
░░░░░░░░░░░▐░▄▀░░░░░░░░░░░█
░░░░░░░░░░░▌▌▄▀▄▒░░░░░░░░░░█
░░░░░░▄▄▄░▐▄▀▄▀▄▒░░▒▄▄▄▄░▄░░▌
░░░░▄▀░▄░▐▐▄▀▄▀▒░░░▀░░░░▀░▄▀▐
░░░█░▌░░▌░▐▐▀▄▀▒░░░▒▌██▐░░▌▄▐
░░▐░▐░░░▐░▌▐▐░▐░░░░░░▀▀░░░░░▀▌
░░▌░▌░░░░▌▐▄▀░▀▄▒░░░░░░░▄▀▄░░▐
░▐▐░▌░░░░▐▐░▌▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀█▄▄▄░░░▌
day 1 Aug, 2016 @ 9:56am 
░▌░░▌▌░░░░▌░▐▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▀▄▄▀
░▐░░▌▌░░░░▐░░▌▀▄▀▄▀█▄█▀█▀█▀
░▌▌░▌▌░░░░░▌░▐▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄█▄█▄
▐░░░▐▐░░░░░▐▐░▌▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▀▀▄▀█
▌▌░░░▌▌░░░░░█▐░▌▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀░▄▐▄▄
▌░░░░▐▐░░░░░░▀░▐▀▄▀▄▀▄▀░░░▀▀▄▀▌
░░░░░░▌░░░░░▄▀█▄█▄▀▀░▀▄░░░░▀░▀▐
░░░░░░▐░░░░░░░▌░░░░░░▐▐░▀▄▀▄▀▄▀
░░░░░░░█░░░░░▐░░░▌░░░█▀▀▄▀▄▀▄▀
░░░░░░░░▀▄░░▄▄▄▀▐▄▄▀▀
░░░░░░░░░░▀▄▄▄▄▄▀I