Recent reviews by .Alex

---{ Graphics }---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☐ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☑ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☑ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☑ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☑ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☑ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Pretty Wank tbh, i like movement, this is super slow, feels like a game i would give grandpa because of his inability to hold W

The ONLY 10/10 game I wouldn't recommend to a friend.

I'm addicted. 30hours sinked in to a game that hasn't even been out for 48hours I am tired. Time to sleep and play more when I wake up. The game is beyond overwhelming. Beautiful, stunning, exciting. Everything a cyberpunk fan will love. The story writing is incredible. I have finished the main story but I haven't at the same time. The side missions are connected to the main story, in a weird way that I can explain UNLESS you play it and reach the ending. As this game shouldn't be spoiled. Game graphics are incredible. Remove all the blue mods and that, game is slightly blurry, but using a reshader you can make it look incredibly sharp and stunning with almost no performance loss. The skill trees are very indepth and large, with loads of different play styles available. The game is a combination of loads of titles put into one. Watchdogs/gta/hitman/payday just incredible. Definently gonna sink a few 100 hours into this game enjoying the cybernetics and everything. You can definently see WHY THIS GAME TOOK 7 ****ING YEARS!

great game

Love it