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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 16.9 hrs on record (6.9 hrs at review time)
Posted: 9 Nov, 2023 @ 10:40am

Pounding in your head's a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ looking for the brainless sucker dark thing hiding in the mirror. The rapture is demanding, gunflash commanding: get on your knees and pray.

What a game of video. Very fun, extremely from the heart. Enemy AI's a bit goofy and exploitable most of the time but that's basically fine. Characterization is strong, cutscenes are well directed, voice acting's incredible. The atmosphere is kind of unmatched, honestly. A gripping and heartbreaking story of abuse and hurt people who hurt people. Fun vampires. Ancient mummies. I think I saw a werewolf in that ♥♥♥♥♥♥ bathroom. Levels are old school. Like, real old school. Like mazes with colored keys and doors. DOOM ♥♥♥♥. But, see, that works for me. I like a little BLUE KEY action in my shooty game. Anyway, if Vibes are for you, like they are for me, the main thing you look for in a video game, I can't recommend El Paso, Elsewhere enough.

Good boy.
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