+rep good person!, add me up

Balanced teams!

hi bro! add me please :)

exceptional tactical decisions, add me

skilled fragger, aggressive playstyle, let's keep the kills rolling ˘⌣˘

+rep USP flick god

Precision shots

let's aim for victory

+rep great sense

Hey, ready for some action?

+rep Always helpful in-game💥

+rep friendly and competitive

dominates the game tactically

2dedicated to the game

sometimes I wish I could thread a suppressor on my tight gaping ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ but I have it on backwards so the suppressor works in reverse somehow and it actually makes my farts absolutely deafening which was my real, messed-up, insane, heath ledger joker-esque, twisted ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ cyclepath intention from the start because you can't let mfs know your next move (my next move is farting really ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loudly)

sometimes i have to stop mid conversation to remove my brain and set it on the ground and stomp on it and punch it and elbow drop it and throw a couple hand grenades at it to remember what I was talking about

Can I have $400,000,000 for cigarettes (I don't smoke)

+rep very good player

have a nice offer, added

have a nice offer, added

+rep pretty good player

+rep good player

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Signed by me :) Lets play csgo

hard as ♥♥♥♥

Hard as ♥♥♥♥

casually pulling out several bulbs of garlic mid conversation and loudly open-mouthed chewing on them while maintaining direct eye contact

I'm immense ♥♥♥♥♥
I commit enormous acts my ♥♥♥♥♥ (on my gargantuan ♥♥♥♥)

"Dumb!" he stupided, idiotically

what would you do if bigfoot popped out of the nearest apartment dumpster and handed you 500 mg of benadryl what would you do what would you do what would you do what would you do what would you do

STOP POSTING ABOUT THE DEMIURGE
My friends in freemasonry send me memes, my friends in gnosticism send me memes
I was in a Dennys right, and ALL the waitresses kept "forgetting" my BBQ sauce
I pull out my 357 and go "hey babe, forgetting my sauce is a bit sus Hahaha"

i am inside my own walls screaming at myself to find and kill me

business idea; an app that compels people to gouge their own eyes out

big and stupid

I pull up to the piss wit my ♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

The sisterhood of travelling unwashed ass and vagina

start asbestosmaxxing right now

comically large threat to national security

ust heard about sex tbh I don't buy it sounds absurd you can't expect me to believe people actually do that wacky nonsense

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May 13th is massive day. If you leave a glass of protein or preworkout along with a 275lb dumbbell out, massive will come in the wee hours of the night and chug the aforementioned beverage and do seventy thousand reps of various exercises before leaving you gifts of super hi-flow toilets, split beef femurs, a single mother, etc. However, if you've been soy this year he'll leave you a three gram chunk of raw plutonium, the mark of the soyjack. So be based this year and you might just wake up to a massive day miracle.

Eventually, I got tired of trolling People. When you troll a person, their reaction is always the same. Shock, confusion, humiliation, I began to grow... Tired of it. Tired of the predictability of it all. Derpina, I was singing the same Trolololol and dance for SO long, I no longer got the same high from trolling the humans around me. I realized then... I could go higher. Why stop at people? I began to troll cities. Technology. Nature. I was insatiable. The rush you feel when you troll something they said was unshakeable. Well, Challenge Accepted. And it's all culminated in this. I can finally troll the very laws of physics themselves. Gravity... ConTrolled! THIS is what I was after, Derpina! The ultimate epic win! No one... no THING is safe from my trolling anymore. Tell God... Le epic Trollge has arrived. Problem?

YEAAAAJJJJ BONe marrow or should I say BONER MARROW hahahaha so anyway like I was saying I love illness I've been sick with every disease including wongo and I medicate by smokin on that etruscan pack while simultaneously hitting a woaj and a wala but sometimes even thats not enough and that's when I bust the chest out from under the bed where I keep all my single mothers

now hiring people to throw large rocks at my head and possibly boulders so i can train my skull to become bigger

Let any fish
Who meets my gaze
Learn the true meaning of fear
For I am the Harbinger of death
The bane of creatures subaqueous
My rod is true and unwavering
As I cast into the aquatic abyss
A man, scorned by this uncaring earth
Finds solace in the sea
My only friend
The worm upon my hook
Wriggling, writhing
Struggling to surmount
The mortal pointlessness
That permeates this barren world
I am alone
I am empty
And yet
I fish

sup bro, lets play together, send me a friend request pls

hey, i cant send you friend request, so can you add me please? its urgent

Monster Hunter World but the only thing that's different is every single monster has huge SFM balls flopping around, with both a hitbox and a hurtbox tied to the nut physics.

Are you a bad enough dude to slap a Deviljho in the sack and bear the consequences?

inviting women over after a pleasant date but when you open your front door for her she is greeted by several hundred small TVs all turned up as loud as possible playing the part in Shadow The Hedgehog where Sonic says "damn" on repeat while I stand menacingly in the door frame so they cannot leave