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My fellow Americans, due to the overwhelming amount of Black squares teenage girls are posting on Instagram, the supreme court has decided end racism completely. We did not think you would go to such extreme measures but you have very much proved your point. The Military will be told to stand down just please stop. Thank you

Okay, Do you have a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ problem in your head, do you think I am bullshitting you, do you think I am lying? ♥♥♥♥ you! Okay? ♥♥♥♥ you!... It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill, hermano. I'm gonna chill... The thing is... Alright, the thing is I killed you once already... and it's not like I am ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crazy. It's okay... It's like water under the bridge. Did I ever tell you the definition... of insanity?

Insanity is doing the exact... same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing... over and over again expecting... ♥♥♥♥ to change... That. Is. Crazy. The first time somebody told me that, I dunno, I thought they were bullshitting me, so, I shot him. The thing is... He was right. And then I started seeing, everywhere I looked, everywhere I looked all these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ pricks, everywhere I looked, doing the exact same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing... over and over and over and over again thinking 'this time is gonna be different' no, no, no please... This time is gonna be different, I'm sorry, I don't like... The way... ... you are looking at me...

I've come to make an announcement. Shadow the Hedgehog's a ♥♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. He pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ quilly ♥♥♥♥ out and he pissed on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wife and he said it was 'this big' and I said 'that's disgusting'.

So I'mma make a call-out post on my twitter.com . Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small ♥♥♥♥. It's the size of this walnut except way smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like!

That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He ♥♥♥♥♥♥ my wife so I'm gonna ♥♥♥♥ the Earth. That's right, this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS!

Except I'm not gonna piss on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on THE MOOOOOON! How do you like that, Obama? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!

You have 23 hours before the piss drrrrrropllllets hit the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Earth. Now get outta my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sight before I piss on you, too.

Stop saying Karen. "Karen" is a sexist and racist term equivalent to the n-word for white women. Calling a woman "Karen" is an attempt to get rid of women's right to stand up for themselves.

If you were killed tomorrow, I wouldn't go to your funeral because i would be in jail for killing you.


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Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo.

You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the Internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands.

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little ♥♥♥♥♥? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words.

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