Guy taught me how to play minesweeper

Doesn't have every NINJA GAIDEN: Ragebound achievement smh

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I am honored the have Mr BORK, the King of Thugs commented my profile. Long live BORK the King of Thugs fr!!!
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Hey cutie pie~~~ just saw ur pfp and how u have 500+ hours on risk of rain 2... maybe... we should... *leans lips closer to u* play it sometime...?

+rep has beheld the infinite malignity of the stars

When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn’t stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.

Served

Only if you play Risk of Rain Returns

Want to be friends?

I love you, BORK OVERDRIVE.

This guy might seem gay but he's a great friend. After a good game of CS:GO, I added him because he was insanely good at flickshotting the terrorists. After a few months, we kinda bonded and got to know each other pretty well. He grew on me and we talked a lot. I invited him over for a LAN game of Black Ops 3, and I could not wait to meet him irl. When we walked in my door, he pinned me on my bed and I heard his pants zipper. Turns out he is gay. Don't trust this guy.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

He dislikes colored skin people

SUPER COOL AWESOME BORK OVERDRIVE

I'm spiderman

im batman

beat me in brawlhalla first

stop bullying me xd

Signed by bossman <3

alright we're taking this outside

ur mom

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Cool profile :)

Your big gay <3

thanks bb

right back at you <3

nice weiner

I'm exposing u

BERK BERK BERK

BERK

Yeah, deny that comment. like a true BORK