Recent reviews by Umomuh

got it before it was resold for 800$
w investment

couldn't beat the elden beast
ate a pickled turtle neck, no problem.

10/10 fine dining.

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Optimization is good... if you have a Titan X.

It's like Rust had a baby with Lego Jurrasic World, but then that baby came to love his aunt's (Jurrasic Park) baby, with DayZ, to they had incest and made this game.

Blow Stuff Up! Why?
Just Cause!

Slingshot Someone Into The Sky! Why?
Just Cause!

Explode A Soapbox Derby Cart! Why?
The Hell If I Knew!

Saw a goldfish walking upright on its tail, on land, with an umbrella.

11/10

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Amazing.

Its amazing. Buy it now. Need i say more? ok fine, Amazing co-op experience (PLAY CO OP ON INSANE MODE FOR GUARANTEED LAUGHS) amazins singleplayer gameplay as well. it has great cartoonishly perfect graphics and an awesome range of weopons and heads for u to choose from. one of the best games in my library, please buy.