Hi, Birthday Kettles . I hope you're having a great day. I know you're probably going to be spending lots of time on your game, but don't forget to take a break and do something else. It's important to keep your mind fresh so you can come back and play better!

🎄 Have the best fkn Christmas in the history of mankind! 🎄

Hi, just wanted to take a minute to wish you all a very merry Christmas and a happy year, most of all good health!
These days people don't spend much time or thought on some personal words to their friends and family, they just copy and paste some random ♥♥♥♥ and send it on.
So, after all we've been though together this year I want to thank you for your friendship and wish you a happy 2018!
You are the best gymnastics group anyone could ask for.
Best wishes, Helen

Padoru season's slowly approaching. Save the precious pine trees!!

Shadow the hedgehog pissed on my wife.

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Happy Birthday

Hey everyone! This guy is giving out free pancakes! Come and get some!

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happy birthdaty!!!

ℳ𝒆𝓻𝓻𝔂 𝓧ℳ𝓪𝓼 🎅

He is immortal, Soon he will be the oldest living being, with every year comes more wisdom and power.

Our time is soon

it's been your birthday every day for a few months

Happy annual bigger number day

Blanket fire ain't free. The tree of AOE crits gotta be litter'd with the blood of adventurers. Hasty shot is not my attack, it is low damage and probably low critical chance as well :DDD. Mortality clarified in a single strike not a victory perhaps a turning point ok. Praise RNJesus.

So there's a chick in my class I like; unfrotunately im quiet, calculated and intelligent and she likes big dumb jocks. So anyway one day me and her boyfriend are walking among a group of our felow students when a gang banger appears and threatens with a gun. Her 'big and though' boyfriend instantly freezes and loses the ability to speak. I on the other hand squint my eyes and step forward pulling my katana for judo practise out in one fell swoop. "Go ahead" I say. The gun is only 400 years old while the sword is the child of many millenia. Do you fancy the odds?" Instantly the gang-banger drops his weapon and runs. My other classmates cheer while her jock boyfriend pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and sees what she didnt see before. She thanks me with a kiss, but I don't smile because I was only doing my duty. Safe to say she saw who a real man was that day. I may be quiet and collected, but raise a weapon against me and youll face your worst nightmare

Have a nice Weekend

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*generic meme*

because I gone guru so cut the ballyhoo
rock the tamborines and the didgeridoo
set the animals free from the pimpin zoo
and I'll elevate your mind like airplane glue

WEEELLLLLLLL
he ain't my boy but the brother is heavy
gave away my possessions and moved inot a chevy
van, yeah thats the masterplan
drive into the woods and eat corn out the can
yeah I gave it all away, the hard rock band
the groupies the booze, the all night jams
now all these fans, asking where did he go?
meditating on a rock letting go of the ego
so rappin with the squirrels is the way of the mountain
they took half my nuts and berries
and riddled "who's counting?"
bit my finger with the truth, the blood was spouting
now my cup overfloweth, just like a fountain
seen birds in the sky, trees inbetween
grubs in the ground, it was so serene
the sky was blue, yeah the grass was green
and that's three square meals if you know what I mean
so now I wake up every morning with a fat cup of piss
my third eyes open so give me some swiss miss
saw a thirty foot fairy walking down your street
though I was down with God I had to yell retreat

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Happy birthday you meme-enjoying individual :)

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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Happy new year

Happy ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Christmas ya dweeberino

+rep fast,friendly,efficent

Nappy Nerf Day!

Happy Something Something.

Happy birthday, m80.

Happy Birthday, buddy!

More Orphan's are required in your cupboard.

Salt is good smell not actually le good in mouth :/

+rep
Fast trade and good prices

Farts

Thanks for the enlightenment bbz

+rep friendly

I don't think demonseed knows how defensive mechanisms work in dark souls.

there is a thing called shields, maybe you should try one Demonseed

its called a sheild, maybe you should invest in one

You have unlimeited health and your "better" than me? Three sunlight blade claymore heavy attacks and zero damage and your not cheating? Eat a ♥♥♥♥ you suck.

Have fun when ya get banned ya skilless cheating little ♥♥♥♥♥.