Ah, $1000000 Canadian btw. No pressure, sorry for the double comment and coming out of the blue like this. Have a good one either way. +rep

Hey, don't mean to bother ya and I do know this isn't the most conventional place to hit you up but I was curious, are you still playing Team Fortress 2?

If you no longer do & are thinking about parting with the inventory and making few bucks rather than letting it rot then I would be more than glad to work out something.
Had a decent amount in mind if that is something you're considering.

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+rep ez rush

said we’d queue again and poof – gone, oh well

+ rep

Guys, I just opened Youtube for the first time today only to be visually assaulted by Youtube shorts, tutorials and cute looking kitties. This is completely unacceptable and not at all what I signed up to see. This is very inappropriate, that type of content should be taken down immediately. Adults use that platform, for Christ's sake! I will NOT stand for this. I'm starting a revolution against Youtube for not showing me porn. Who's with me?

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Why was my comment posted on this subreddit? None of my comments are copypastas! It is very offensive for you to make fun of my intellect by pretending like I’m joking. I do not consent to your plagiarism of my intellectual thesis, and I will be contacting my lawyer very soon to ask them how I can proceed to take action on your post

kind mate

sounds like a rayzorsan moment to me!

Buys 60 dollar games.

Doesn't play them.

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Sure. It's okay to not like jazz though so relax. A lot of people don't like jazz and that's completely fine. I do not look at you as lesser than I. It's out of your control so I don't blame you. There's not much you can do and that's totally okay. My musical understanding is much higher than yours. The complexity of jazz music is understood and embraced by few. I am one of those few people, who have the capacity, and gift to comprehend such dynamic compositions. Many peoples of the common masses have ears that are accustomed to the garbage that is churned out by the machine but this is beyond your reach therefore I do not look down upon you but I have sympathy for you. Have a good day.

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There was some ♥♥♥♥ smell and I checked everywhere. You know, I have 2 cats so it's not unlikely that one of them shat outside the cat litter. I went around, checking every room, asking my cats if they knew if the other one was the responsable, I also checked the toilets to see if the smell came from them, but nothing. I couldn't seem to find the cause. After an hour or so I finally understood what caused that awful ♥♥♥♥ smell. It was just your opinion

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I don't care if others judge my daughter for her decisions or my parenting...
My college aged daughter participated in a wet t shirt contest recently and pics wound up online of her after she took her t shirt off and was topless wearing only a thong. She won the contest and after some other moms came to me and ratted her out I looked at the pics and told her she looked hot and I hope she had fun and gave her a high five! The other moms think I'm the worst parent ever for not giving her ♥♥♥♥ about a couple of booby pics but honestly who cares!??? She isn't going to be a politician or teacher so it won't ruin her career aspirations and she told me she had fun and I'm happy my daughter won just for bragging rights!

signed by me, lets play csgo :)

Are you kiding ?? What the * ? You area biggest looser i ever seen inmy life ! You was doing PIPI in your pampers when i was beating players much more stronger then you! You are not poffesional, proffessionals knew howto lose and congratulate opponents, you are like a girl crying after i beat you! Be brave, be honest to yourself and stop this trush talkings!!! Everybody know that i am very good blitz player, i can win anyone in the world in single game! And "w"esley "so is nobody for me, just a player who are cryin everysingle time when loosing, !!! Stop \i I am Officially inviting you to OTB blitz match with the Prizefund! Both of us willinvest 5000$ and winner takes it all!
All other who's intrested in this situationlook at my results in 2016 and 2017 Blitz championships, and that should be enough... No. need to listen for every crying babe, always play Fair ! ifwill continue Officially talk about me like that, we will meet in Court! God bless with true! True! Liers will kicked off.

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Like most people, I always believed imperialism was an inherent evil. I understood why the powers of the time thought it was okay due to the times, but I believed it was abhorrent on moral grounds and was inefficient practically. Why spend resources subduing and exploiting a populace when you could uplift them and have them develop the resources themselves? Sure you lose out in the short term but long term the gains are much larger.

As my market dies from lack of raw materials, as my worthless, uncivilized 'allies' develop their industries, further cluttering an already backlogged industrial base, I understand. You don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ need those tool factories Ecuador, you don't need steel mills Indonesia. I don't care if your children are eating dirt 3 meals a day. Build ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ plantations and mines. Only direct control can bring prosperity. I will sacrifice the many for the good of the few.

My morality is dead. Hail empire. Thank you Victoria, thank you for freeing me.

I am better than you. Here is why:

1. I've seen more anime than you.
2. I'm older than you.
3. I've been on /a/ longer than you.
4. I don't play kiddy games and think that hating on certain anime or liking certain anime constitutes defending this place, as if it were a clubhouse.
5. I objectively see the value of anime and don't underrate or overrate it.

Conversely, you

1. Have only seen a few series.
2. Are under 20.
3. Came here in 2010 from reddit.
4. Think that anime that are a little popular must be fought against and that everyone on /a/ "WANTS TO BE TEH LITTLE GIRL XD"
5. Overreact to dime-a-dozen anime that people who have been watching anime since the '80s (like me) have seen a thousand times over.

LMFAO this has to be the most delusional, ignorant and autistic response to a famous TV show i have ever seen. Don't hate on the show so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blindly, just because it wasn't made for the low IQ imbeciles like yourself. You are really talking out of ya ass, just because you personally don't like something or don't know ♥♥♥♥ about something. That's just pathetic

Family Guy is one of the best TV show ever made. Housewives of the midwest? That's why it's been on air for 20 years, and going for its 21th season? LMFAO imagine being so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid

It is one of the most popular and famous TV show worldwide, and that's why it has been on air for 20 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ years, always having high ratings. So just sit the ♥♥♥♥ down, and stop embarrassing yourself fool.

"Then the Nazis came in their Stuka dive bombers. And then literally Hitler walked in and mocked my femdom. I told them their reich wasn't welcome here. They told me they were here to culturally appropriate my students of colour. Braids were the first target. I threw myself in front of the alt right. They told me they were super Nazi men, and not to colour my hair. I reeeeee'd and reeeeeeee'd again. My liberal patronus jumped out of my dyed hair. It was in the shape of a Celtic vegan warrior. It stood up to the Nazis and swung bike locks at them and they disappeared. My patronus turned to me and winked, I'm still with her.... and you"

IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B IN JAIL 4 KILLIN DA MOTHA ♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U!

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uh I ALSO LIEK DESOLE AND HUMILITY !!!!

oh, so your a "Gorillaz fan" huh? fine, name me any song besides DARE, Feel Good Inc., Clint Eastwood, Rhinestone Eyes, On Melancholy Hill, Dirty Harry, Tomorrow Comes Today and Rock The House.

Ill wait.

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So I was waiting in line to receive my vaccine when all of a sudden this medical "official" came up to me and said that there was something wrong with my patient registration and asked me to follow him to the back. When we went around back he said that I had to take off my pants and show my ♥♥♥♥ because penis size is the most accurate way to confirm patient identity. Because I thought he was a medical official I swiftly removed my pants and underwear to show him my member. After he fondled it for a bit he said it was good and I could go back into the line. It was only after I received the vaccine I realized that he forgot to check my balls too!!! He was obviously not certified to check such an area and I immediately contacted the security guards about his presence. Please do not fall for any tricks like I did! stay safe and happy vaccinating!

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What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning, the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later, I get a postcard. I have a son and he's the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting. I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.

NEVER FORGET
ASHKENAZI = NAZI = JEW
JEW = SATANIC : FACT !
Read the Jewish Book TALMUD !
its not antisemetism bc the only ppl who came close to them are the palestinian one !
if i am wrong proof me right !!!
i am anti evil and satanic even i play this game !!! how ironic

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Red sus. Red suuuus. I said red, sus, hahahahaha. Why arent you laughing? I just made a reference to the popular video game "Among Us"! How can you not laugh at it? Emergeny meeting! Guys, this here guy doesnt laugh at my funny Among Us memes! Lets beat him to death! Dead body reported! Skip! Skip! Vote blue! Blue was not an impostor. Among us in a nutshell hahahaha. What?! Youre still not laughing your ass off? I made SEVERAL funny references to Among Us and YOU STILL ARENT LAUGHING??!!! Bruh. Ya hear that? Wooooooosh. Whats woooosh? Oh, nothing. Just the sound of a joke flying over your head. Whats that? You think im annoying? Kinda sus, bro. Hahahaha! Anyway, yea, gotta go do tasks. Hahahaha!

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