You worked as a hotel clerk and then this hot chick flirted with you as she checked in. Before she left, she left a note to you that contains an invitation to her room. Your rock hard banana told your consiousness to go into the hot chick's room. When you got into her room, the chick is naked and ready. But you noticed that she has a banana as well and you realize she is in fact a dude. Luckily, you're into traps which made you even hornier from this realization. You both get on with it and she liked your professional service. For that, she gave you a tip of 341 and also an extra tip if you know what I mean.

Hey. My friends were wondering if there were any female Xbox players in here. The fellas want a change of pace and we wouldn't mind a fresh view on some topics.
Must have Skype as well thanks y'all. And for those who aren't female we will also accept you.

Chris Chronic, Garden State gardener

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