Hey how ya doin.

The name's Gio. I grew up near Hell's Kitchen before moving to Manhattan to pursue "local politics." By local politics I mean telling my family I'm running for office, takin gall their money, going to the Bahamas for 3 months and telling them im in jail. While I sit on a boat, snorting coke off a cheap hooker's ass, my stupid ass cousin, Mario, sends me hundreds of thousands of our family's money to get me money for "bail." Jesus, these nice Tom Ford suits and Gucci belts aren't gonna pay for themselves.

Look, say what you will, but there's 2 types of people in the world. People who join the union and work "hard for a living" and people who scam their family and get their neice to make an only fans, just to take 75% of her cut off showing her feet online to some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ weirdos.