Recent reviews by Azord

I just beat the main questline, and all I've felt is relief. It took me a while to figure out why.

I loved harry potter growing up. I also have some fond memories of the games based on the books. Exploring the castle of hogwarts that I had only read about in chamber of secrets for the PS2 was an exceptionally happy moment in my childhood. Only after looking back at this game do I realize that this uses all the vocabulary of the series without any soul, any worldbuilding, any semblance of meaningful contribution. It is just dangling familiar words in front of you: OOOoo you remember hippogriffs right? Jingle jangle look there is a Weasley.

The character is a true Mary Sue, having jumped in at year 5 without a proper education, with powers gained through absolutely no effort on their part. Truly a character written like so many OCs of adolescents. The side characters that you meet are scarcely more memorable than the one off quest NPCs, scarcely a replacement for Ron and Hermione, or even Neville. Their plotlines happen on the sidelines, barely affecting your story.

That's not even covering the fact that this game has objectively poor polish. Falling through the world, getting flash banged with the indoor lighting ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, invisible wands and other props in cutscenes, and several crashes to boot.

3/10 a barely palatable slog, made worse by the expectations of its IP. Would not recommend.

This is a game based on a funny joke. Which is fine, great even, but it goes on too long without good gameplay to back it up. The AI is capable of passing it around much faster than you, and to opposite sides of the field. This is a problem, because the character swapping takes some time to catch up, so if you hold the tackle button, you have no idea if you are in the right position, who you're talking with, or even who will have the ball by that time. That sucks, because there is no way to cancel and if you miss you're locked out of playing for the next several seconds.

Theres a bug where you can't interact with the ball for the first few seconds after half time. The other team is guaranteed to get it, and you can't even tackle them until the lockout time is finished. There's a bug where the game will continue after the final whistle, and then it makes you redo the match. Since the pass and shoot buttons are the same button, sometimes you mean to pass on the helpful pass lines, but the game decides nope, you're going to kick instead. No option to cancel.

Watch someone else play a few matches, you'll get just as much enjoyment, while saving time and money. The idea behind the game and some of the dialog are legitimately funny.

This is the most unpleasant game I've had the misfortune of purchasing this year. This is a campers fiesta, with tiny maps. There is no reason to have a WW2 objective based game if you're just going to encourage a battle royale. Go play hell let loose

This game is almost unplayable. The forced camera angles are frustrating and nasea inducing. Protip, always go opposite the direction the camera wants you to go. They "hide" all the secrets that way. You shouldn't have to fight the controls to play the game, but the game can't consistently decide if you want to wide attack or dodge, if you want to move or stand there, and it appears to assume you only want to platform between the same two obstacles.

It has some pretty scenery, but that does not mean it has great graphics. The characters are edgey and their clothing and hair constantly glitch through their skin. Turning the settings on max doesn't help at all. The cutscenes are rarely any better, and if you ever die or restart, they are unskippable, have fun with that. The execution animations get stale after the first time, and I'd rather they not be there at all. There are also annoying, repeated animations of the main character almost falling, which interupts the climbing, and is repeated over, and over, and over again. I get it, very dangerous, now let me play the game.

Speaking of glitches, I have had to reload multiple times due to trip not wanting to finish climbing the ladder, or getting stuck on a platform and not being able to get to the next clearly highlighted platform. I've had bullets or staff shots be blocked by thin pieces of rope, or thin air if the game decides you arbitrarily haven't earned that kill.

Long story short, this game fails to do the one thing anyone purchases games for: be FUN.

The art is so bad it's impossible to tell what some iconic moves are. you can narrow down what champions it could possibly be by the weapons they are holding, but even that fails you sometimes. mordekaiser apparently has nami's staff, soraka has a spear, talon has rengars claw. Not worth the frustration.

If you're thinking about buying this game, there's a few things you should know

First, I personally think its a great game to play with friends. It allows you t laugh at the frustrating bits, and moan together when your STUPID HACKER FRIEND doesn't get the camera in the next room.

Second, the things you do have meeting. I accidently killed two people in the first mission, and the characters are still sometimes harping about it three missions later. You'll find mentions of your exploits in later levels from newspapers and the like, if you look. It will even affect later levels.

My final verdict is that this is definitely a game that is worth the amount you pay for. HOWEVER, it has its flaws. The control scheme for the spy is a little awkward. The way guns aim pushes you away from runing and gunning as an option. There are no neat high tech gadgets or gimics in this game. You have a mediocre pistol, a few diatractions, and a vareity of grenades. You hack networks by plugging modems into them. I like to think that all these glitches and bad mechanics is because they are trying to emulate a game from the 90s. The hacker will not have anything to do between missions, as you can't interact with the side missions like the spy.

The game won't even start. I have downloaded it on steam, through the Nexon launcher, and through the vindictus website. After I sub,itted a ticket it took TWO WEEKS to get a reply and even then they didn't bother reading the steps I took to make it run on my own. While the game may or may not be good (I don't know, I haven't even been able to TRY it), you had better hope you don't have a problem, because their customer support is terrible

One of my favorite games. It's one of a kind. You can't find a freerun experience like this anywhere else