Recent reviews by Awkward Crying

It's like I'm back in school waiting for weekends to play again except I don't have to wait for weekends anymore.

Talking banana. Bullet time. Dancing around bullets as you mow down bad guys. What's not to love?

Giant bugs, large explosions, getting the A.I. to sing the full cadence. It’s a game to be played where it’s so convoluted but fun and stupid good.

Meet a guy on the beach eating bodies. Asks me about shrews, "What dude?" "SHREWS ARRRGH!!" Go into combat and he rofl stomps my character. Welp time to restart. Make a mage and meet him again. OIL, POISON, FIRE! Only takes out Ibn which isn't a big deal. Good game

Wated effort.

Do you like fantasy Warhammer? Then buy so you can appease chaos.

Boring walking simulator where the planets are just carbon copies with some having floating rocks.
Maybe it'll have weather, maybe it won't.
Maybe you'll see interesting animals and flora, maybe you'll see space herpes and likitung.

0/10 can't play with my waifu, Sean Murray lied.

Edit: Next is out and even though I can now survive with my waifu, I can't thanks to constant crashing, stuttering, and a multitudinous amount of bugs that boggle my mind in how they got through testing. Like if I get blown up in space and spawn back on a planet I will fall through the planet 100% of the time resulting in a second death. Or the fact that gravitino balls have their brightness multiplied by the amount of other balls near them.
Still a 0/10.

Pick of balls - https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/993492686552645973/82EB90D0A4864FA9F3F226B81C6F937001C9A010/