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49.1 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
Silksong has officially become a joke — and if it’s not at Xbox, I’m done. I’ll never forgive this.
Team Cherry, Leth — I hope you’re paying attention.
Because tonight was the last straw.
We’ve waited YEARS. Silksong was announced in 2019. You promised it was coming "soon" in 2022. It’s mid-2025. Not a word. Not a trailer. Not a single real update. And now, Geoff Keighley is literally using your game as a joke on stage in front of millions. And you let it happen by saying NOTHING.
Do you realize how humiliating this has become for your fans? We’ve defended you. We’ve trusted you. We’ve told people “they’re just perfectionists, they’ll drop it when it’s ready.” And now we’re being laughed at by the entire gaming community — because you’ve turned Silksong into vaporware and said NOTHING.
And don’t give me the “small team” excuse anymore. You’ve had five+ years and the full support of millions of fans. We’ve carried the hype FOR you. And how do you repay that loyalty? By ghosting us. By letting the game become a meme. By staying silent while someone turns it into a cheap punchline live on stage.
If the game isn’t at Xbox on Sunday, then I’m done. Fully done. I will never forgive how you handled this. You didn’t just delay a game — you broke trust. You disrespected your community. You let it rot in silence while pretending nothing was wrong.
We deserved better than this. And if you can’t see that, maybe you don’t deserve the fans you’ve had all these years.
Posted 4 September, 2025.
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6.2 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
Friend tells me to buy the game,he also tells me he still hadn't managed to win a run
I buy game,skip the tutorial,i pick ninja he picks healer
In the first run (and at the moment of writing this review only run i've played) we end up defeating the devil and some random ass mages
How is this game hard?
Posted 2 February, 2025.
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32.2 hrs on record (4.9 hrs at review time)
Ashley is still just as annoying 10/10
Posted 24 March, 2023.
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6.4 hrs on record (3.0 hrs at review time)
Someone message me when the devs are able to add skilled players that don t spam attacks with broken hitboxes
And this game gave me:

· AIDS
· allergies
· Alzheimer's disease
· anal abscesses
· anal Cancer
· anal Itching
· anal Tear
· anxiety disorders
· arthritis
· asthma
· astigmatism
· autism
· autoimmune diseases
· benign prostate hyperplasia (BPH)
· bipolar disorder
· brain cancer
· breast cancer
· candidacies
· cataracts
· carpel tunnel syndrome
· celiac disease
· cervical cancer
· chicken pox
· Chlamydia
· chronic fatigue syndrome (CFS)
· chronic illness
· cold sores
· colon cancer
· constipation
· common cold
· COPD
· cough
· Crohn's disease
· cystic fibrosis
· dementia
· diabetes
· diarrhea
· depression
· down syndrome
· Ebola
· eczema
· endometriosis
· eye disorders
· fibroids
· fibromyalgia
· flu
· food poisoning
· Gallstones
· genital herpes
· gonorrhea
· Graves' disease
· Hashimoto's thyroiditis
· hay fever
· hepatitis
· herpes
· high cholesterol
· HIV
· Hodgkin's disease
· HPV
· hypertension
Posted 1 August, 2022. Last edited 1 August, 2022.
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78.3 hrs on record (77.9 hrs at review time)
My dad after hearing I 100% the game
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Posted 20 April, 2022.
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0.3 hrs on record
Best game ever 10/10 should have a goty edition that makes the game 2x longer
Posted 27 January, 2021. Last edited 10 April, 2021.
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329.5 hrs on record (55.0 hrs at review time)
i like hentai
Posted 24 January, 2021.
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219.7 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
Amazing game,you can sink hundreds of hours in it,and i can finally play it not cracked,9/10 would recomend
Posted 28 December, 2020.
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