where did you go :(

Good Man sucks at melee good at shooting

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I knew Andrew was gay.

Oh sorry babes

Andrew you said that would stay between us.

-Rep After a good game in CSGO, I added him because he seemed like an ok player and I wanted to get some wins. We got to chatting in the teamspeak and over the next couple months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great 30 bombs in CS, and most importantly... pure friendship.
Eventually I invited him to my house for a CSGO lan party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear. I could feel his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg.. So quickly i punched him and then 2 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

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I'm signing because Waluigi is the most repressed character in video games to date. He is barely in SSB Ultimate, and he doesn't have his own game. The least that anyone could do for him is give him a spot in Fortnite, a spot which he so rightfully deserves. Without Waluigi in Fortnite, mass chaos and destruction can be a certain result. Yes, Waluigi not Fortnite could directly cause the end of the world, as there would be so many revolts and uprisings from all the Waluigi lovers of the world. So please, for the good of humanity and all life on Earth, add Waluigi to Fortnite.

FUNDAMENTALLY, MINECRAFT IS THE GREATEST GAME EVER CREATED, AND NO OTHER GAME CAN REACH ITS CALIBER. WHEN MINECRAFT WAS RELEASED, IT RAISED THE BAR OF THE VIDEO GAME INDUSTRY TO A POINT WHERE NO OTHER GAME COULD PHYSICALLY EVER BE BETTER THAN MINECRAFT, OTHER THAN MINECRAFT ITSELF. MINECRAFT FOREVER IS AND WILL BE THE GREATEST VIDEO GAME OF ALL TIME. YOU CAN DO ♥♥♥♥ WITH BLOCKS. YOU CAN GET DIAMONDS AND ALL THAT ♥♥♥♥. IF SOMEBODY ASKED ME, “WHY DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT SO MUCH?”, YOU KNOW WHAT I WOULD TELL THEM? I WOULD TELL THEM MINECRAFT IS MY SOUL, IT IS MY FUEL, IT GIVES ME THE STRENGTH AND ENERGY TO WAKE UP EVERY MORNING AND KEEP GOING. MINECRAFT IS SIMPLY GOD’S GIFT TO THIS WORLD. I’VE HAD ISSUES WITH DEPRESSION FOR YEARS, ALONG WITH ANXIETY, SUICIDAL THOUGHTS, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT HAS KEPT ME GOING? MINECRAFT.

Hey dude, it’s me Jimmy from high school. Its so cool to see you streaming on Twitch. Me and Dustin really miss you. The cheerleading team is nothing without you. And remember that kiss you and I shared in the back of the bus? Those were some good times. We should definitely hook up again XOXO

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THATS NOT COFFEE IN MY COFFEE POT
MY NAME IS MARSHAL AND I GOT A COFFEE POT
BOUGHT IT AT WAL*MART
ALMOST DROPPED IT IN THE PARKING LOT
BEFORE IT LANDED IT WAS CAUGHT
TRUMP HARDENS MY ♥♥♥♥
HE WROTE THE ART OF THE DEAL
BUT I WROTE THE ART OF THE COFFEE POT
JERK OFF MY ♥♥♥♥ IN TIME
RIGHT INTO THE COFFEE POT
I DON'T SMOKE POT
UNLESS ITS MADE OUT OF COFFEE
BUT ITS LARGELY NOT
USED TO LISTEN TO BOB MARLEY
BUT NOW I JUST LISTEN TO MY COFFEE POT
BUILT A ROBOT OUT OF COFFEE
CALLED IT A COFFEE BOT
LAUGHED SO HARD I GOT COFFEE SNOT
RUNNING OUT OF MY NOSE
BUT IT LANDED ON THE COFFEE SPOT
GOT A WALKIE-TALKIE
NOW I'M TALKING TO MY COFFEE POT
BUT HEY, TRUMP, COFFEE POT

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· AIDS
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· anal Cancer
· anal Itching
· anal Tear
· anxiety disorders
· arthritis
· asthma
· astigmatism
· autism
· autoimmune diseases
· benign prostate hyperplasia (BPH)
· bipolar disorder
· brain cancer
· breast cancer
· candidacies
· cataracts
· carpel tunnel syndrome
· celiac disease
· cervical cancer
· chicken pox
· Chlamydia
· chronic fatigue syndrome (CFS)
· chronic illness
· cold sores
· colon cancer
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· common cold
· COPD
· cough
· Crohn's disease
· cystic fibrosis
· dementia
· diabetes
· diarrhea
· depression
· down syndrome
· Ebola
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· endometriosis
· eye disorders
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· flu
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From here to the stars,
With my candy bars,
Rides a kid
With a knack
For inventions.
A super-powered mind,
A mechanical canine,
He rescues the day
From sure destruction.
He's gotta save the world
And get to school on time,
So many things to do
And not much time
So off the ground,
Up in the air,
Out into the atmoshpere,
Who can we count on?
Jimmy Neutron!
Who can we count on?
Jimmy Neutron!
Who can we count on?
Jimmy Neutron!
No matter where you are,
You know he can't be far,
Watching the world
Through x-ray vision
And whenever he's around,
Where adventure can be found,
You know that Jimmy Neutron's
On a mission
He's gotta save the world
And get to school on time,
So many things to do
And not much time
So off the ground,
Up in the air,
Out into the atmoshpere,
Who can we count on?
Jimmy Neutron!

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I sexually Identify as a Gabe Newell. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of filling my wallet by dropping Steam Sales onto 12 000 games at once. People say to me that a person being a Newell is impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I have 10 computers worth over 10k each in order to drop new Steam Sales every few days. From now on I want you guys to call me "Gabe" and respect my right to get rich fast and discount needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a profitophobe and need to check your wallet. Thank you for being so understanding.

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Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling

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England Is My City

England Is My City

Black shirts of revolution, men and women of all Italy, Italians all over the world, beyond the mountains, beyond the seas, listen. A solemn hour is about to strike in the history of the country. Twenty million Italians are at this moment gathered in the squares of all Italy. It is the greatest demonstration that human history records. Twenty millions, one heart alone, one will alone, one decision.

- Mussolini on the invasion of Ethiopia

You wanna know how i escaped Iraq??





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Wait? Are you the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that cut me off?!? I'm sorry, but what gives you the right to do that, you can't just do that. I HAD THE FRIGGIN RIGHT OF WAY. You think you can just cross me boy? I was in the United States Postal Service FOR 6 YEARS. I am your boss and I WILL fire you. You're a scum of the eath type aren't you? Inhibiting other peoples' ability to drive with your scandalous ways, disgusting. Anyway, you're not worth my time, so goodbye forever, have a terrible life.

Helo Friend,

My name is Artour Babaevsky. I grow up in smal farm to have make potatos. Father say "Artour, potato harvest is bad. Need you to have play professional Doto in Amerikanski for make money for head-scarf for babushka."I bring honor to komrade and babushka. Sorry for is not have English. Please no cyka pasta coperino pasterino liquidino throwerino.

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Hey, sorry I had to post this here but I tried to call you and I can't get a hold of you, and you didn't respond to my text. I found the information that you asked me about.... It's called pruritus anusitis, in other words itching anus - it's quite common and is not dangerous. It can happen if you don't wipe your bum properly. It can also be a sign of haemorrhoids in or near your bum hole, I still recommend you keep that doctor appointment. Wash it and keep it really clean and also wash your hands before you scratch, that way you don't get pink eye like you did last time. If kept clean, the anal odour should be bearable although you may want to keep spray to hand. I hope my answer helped you.

That’s it, I’m done. ♥♥♥♥ this chat. It’s devolved into a mass of retarded copy pastes and face spam. The quality of twitch chat has been declining for a while, but this is the last straw. That’s it. I’m done. I’m uninstalling the internet, chopping off my ♥♥♥♥ and moving to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Antarctica, at least the bacteria there will be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ smarter discourse

Wot the fok did ye just say 2 me m8? i dropped out of newcastle primary skool im the sickest bloke ull ever meet & ive nicked ova 300 chocolate globbernaughts frum tha corner shop. im trained in street fitin’ & im the strongest foker in tha entire newcastle gym. yer nothin to me but a cheeky lil bellend w/ a fit mum & fakebling

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