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sir bourbon 5 Sep, 2025 @ 7:54pm 
I 👥 was born 💦👶 with a cactus 😨🌵 penis 🍆. Everytime ⏲🕰🕛 I'm 💘 erected ⬆, the spikes 🏐 pokes 👉 my balls 🍒 and bleeds 💉😳. When 🎺⏰😥 I 👁 need 😩 to jerk 🍆✊👊 off 📴, I 👁 sacrifice 😎🔫 my hand 😳✋ in order 📑 to obtain 👌 pleasure 🙏.
sir bourbon 22 Jun, 2025 @ 6:54pm 
is a lot like kanye....insane n shi
sir bourbon 24 Aug, 2024 @ 1:49am 
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start. *ding* :dgloving:
sir bourbon 24 Mar, 2024 @ 9:42pm 
steef like beef, not like :TheRooster:
sir bourbon 12 Nov, 2021 @ 1:00pm 
+rep seestar :stardrop:
sir bourbon 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:59pm 
chicken lover :brownchicken:
sir bourbon 12 Nov, 2021 @ 12:57pm 
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