ill just start off saying i didnt expect you to live in the woods when u first invited me over... frankly i thought you were planning to kill me but no you're just like pretty weird... also since u dont have mirrors in ur little hut u dont know this but ur absolutely COVERED in moss bro... like... ur beard is tinted green dude... u smell like musty old grass too...

That morning Jason had awoken from a sleep of exactly eight hours and 15 minutes, as planned. He got out of bed at an exact 90 degree angle, brushed his teeth for exactly 3 and a half minutes, went to the kitchen and poured himself exactly half a litre of pulpless orange juice, all as planned. The temperature is perfect, there are no dietary, hormonal or bacterial imbalances in Jason's body at this time and on his way to the tournament Jason stops to get exactly one coffee and one blueberry muffin, both things he has commissioned the cafe in advance to prepare to his exact meticulous standards each time, this is all exactly as planned.

Jason arrives at the tournament in his optimal competitive condition and as planned his music, Eine kleine Nachtmusik by Mozart, has ended the instant he steps into the venue, all according to plan.
There are no inconsistencies in Jason's morning, so why wouldn't he 6-0 Leffen?

“Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak. Also, pick a B or C tier character.” - Sun Tzu

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satan-sama onegai, turn that bass up hella high

Roman Cancel... what is this? The Julius Caesar tech?