bro refuses to play BL4 on his 4000$ PC.

bro lies more than Yeat in that interview where he says "I ain't ever see a movie before.".Bro joined my zomboid Server and blew himself up with a flamethrower and destroyed my base. Bro told me he'll see me in valhalla.

babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.

19 years of loyal, clean behaviour in hundreds of games and 10s of thousands of hours, online and off. All gone. Washed away after playing this open beta for 60 minutes. My pristine account forever tarnished because according to Activision, I decided to cheat. No one will believe me of course. After all, only cheaters get banned. The system NEVER makes a mistake. I guess I was a cheater this whole time and never even knew!
Absolutely demoralizing. I hope no one else ever has to feel the way I do right now. Do me a favour, and don't buy this game. Please stop giving this company money.
In the 41 years I've been alive on this earth, I have never cheated. Not on a test. Not in sports. Not in a video game. I abhor cheaters. Use your brains. I value my money. If I wanted to throw $150 away, why wouldn't I just throw it away? Why spend $150 to play a game that got me excited to play it, only to cheat and get banned? How does that make more sense

I'm getting ready to beat hell out of my girlfriend for the 3rd time in the past four days. When we first started dating, a beating went a long way, but she's proven to be a lot more resilient than I realized. As I type this, she's in the other room limbering up. Stretching and ♥♥♥♥. She's not even crying. I don't even have to threaten to kill her if she calls the police because I know she isn't going to try to call anyone However, by the fourth time I'd kicked her down the stairs, she developed a kind of rolling technique and now she doesn't even get bruised. Now she occasionally just dives down a flight of steps just to get to the bottom faster. So now I sneak up on her to beat her, or at least I did. She just moves herself around me so that she keeps me in her line of sight the whole time when she looks where I point. No matter how many times I beat her, it just doesn't change her behavior. What would you do pol?

When I was a little kid, I would sit in the back of the bus and listen to my Walkman, this was one of my favorite albums and this was one of my favorite songs. I remember when I was singing this song in the back all these people started making fun of me and telling me to shut up but I wouldn't. So they proceeded to kick the ♥♥♥♥ out of me, lame memory but this song is still badass tho 

i was listining ti this with my oet hamster and i started to cry tears of joy(0.0????) cause my hamster almost got taken away cause i didnt do my chore

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

I am not sure if you noticed, but I don't play multiplayer first person shooters at all. With the exception of games like TF2 that I played a long time ago, and that was just goofing around on my computer that barely boot up. I mostly avoid it because I suck at these sorts of games. I have terrible aim, terrible reaction time, terrible eyesight, and add in a pinch of just being plain crap. So why this? And better question, if I am so bad, how can I even possibly do well and recommend this game?

not like multiplayer first person shooters, I think that is saying a lot

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Omg hai ___^ I’m anon-san and I absolutely luuuv @__@ anime <3 and my fav is naurto! Okies so anyways, im going to tell you about the BEST day of my life when I met my hot husband sasuke!! <3333 OMFGZ HE WAS SOOO FREAKIN KAWAII IN PERSON!!! Supa kawaii desu!!!!! ^_____^When I walked onto Tokyo street =___=I looked up and saw…SASUKE!!!<3333!!!! “KONNICHIWA OMGZZZ SUPA SUPA SUPA KAWAII SASUKE SAMA!!!” I yelled n__n then he turned chibi then un-chibi!! he looked at me [O.O;;;] and then he saw how hot I am *___* he grabbed my hand and winked ~_^ then pulled me behind a pocky shop o_o and started to kiss me!!! [OMG!!! HIS TOUNGE TASTED LIKE RAMEN!!!>.> <.< >.<(O) (O) (O)] then I saw some baka fat ♥♥♥♥♥ watching us and I could tell she was undressing him with her eyes!!! [ -_____-;;;; OMG I COULDN’T BELIEVE IT EITHER!!! (ò_ó) (ò_ó)] so I yelled “UH UH BAKA NEKO THAT’S MY MAN WHY DON’T YOU GO HOOK UP WITH NARUTO CAUSE SASUKE-SAMA LOVES ME!!! (ò_ó) Nyaa!!! (^___<)

It's beautiful in so many ways. The miner with the moustache is so full of innocent joy.

his is what i call "real music" not justin ♥♥♥♥ (aka justin bieber) or Jacrap (aka jacob) and drake the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ im not being racist but most of the songs these days are about a ♥♥♥♥♥ talking about his "swag" and cursing and they still think it is a real "song"

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Smoking weed , and I just watched this video for the first time.. I swear there s nothing more deep than the ending.. and somehow you know when they open that crack and bright light comes in.. Such a wonderful video & amazing music. It made me tear up even as an atheist.

When the low heavy sky weighs like a lid on the spirit, aching for the light,
And when embracing the horizon it pours on us a black day which is sadder than any night.
When the earth is turned into a dripping dungeon in which hope, like a bat, flutters blindly,
And bruises its timid wing and tender head against the walls and rotted ceilings.
When the rain stretching down its long streaks of water imitates the bars of an enormous prison
And a silent throng of loathsome spiders come and weave their webs inside our brains,
And suddenly the bells swing angrily, and hurl their hideous uproar into the sky like a band of wandering spirits, who wail relentlessly.
And long hearses without drums or music move in a slow procession through my soul.
And defeated hope bursts into tears.
And the fierce tyrant, Anguish, sets his black banner on my bowed head.

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Wow, you're deaf? It's a shame you can't hear this game's ROCKING SOUNDTRACK!

You have to shut up you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ i'm 17 and I don't think that age matters anyway

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The Original. The Godfather. The Maker of Men. The Slayer of Boys. The Panty Dropper. Take your pick. Are you ready for this switch? If you have to ask, you're not ready. Sorry, I don't make the rules. If you thought you knew what it meant to type on a mechanical keyboard, you have no idea. Until now. THIS switch will tell you something about yourself.
But enough build up. WHY is this switch so damn satisfying? Well, its name tells it all. There is

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HEY MUSELK! WHERE THE HECK WAS TRYHARD TUESDAY!? I wanted to see you try (and likely fail >:D) at getting that 20 KillStreak! Also, you GOTTA bring back "Is it OP"; I love that series!!

It's all fun and games until an obese man wearing a snake mask tries to karate chop you to death.

Ive always liked calculating my cuts, and well i did the math. Theres about 200+ cuts on my body. For some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ reason, i take pride in them but dot want to show them. Sorry about this messy post, its a rant or ramble i suppose. Really sorry for wasting your time

How do you get a yellow rocketlauncher, I want one.

SORRY BUT I'M DELETING YOU FROM MY FRIENDS LIST! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. i love you jesse <3

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WHY ARE WE HERE? WHAT IS THE TRUTH OF LIFE AND DEATH?
if you know, submit an entry to The Truth Contest website.

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A soft string-like ring tied around the finger. Makes it easier for invaders to find your world.
Who would create such a ring, and why? Perhaps the answer is better left unknown.

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