Watching Khomeini come back from exile in 1979 made me realize something… revolutions happen when people ignore the warning signs. Our relationship was like the Shah’s regime — stable on the outside, but underneath I was ignoring protests in your heart. I thought everything was fine until suddenly there was a full-blown revolution and I got overthrown.

I guess you were the Ayatollah of this situation and I’m the guy standing at the airport watching the crowds welcome someone new. If there’s any chance of détente between us, I promise fewer sanctions and more diplomacy.

Tell your mum I said hi.

STUPID GAY DOG

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