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7 people found this review helpful
8 people found this review funny
1.4 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
too much story not enough sex
Posted 23 January, 2022.
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45.7 hrs on record (33.0 hrs at review time)
goodgAME
Posted 12 May, 2021.
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15.0 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)
buggy mess.

this game is littered with absolutely game breaking bugs that leave it in an unplayble state
Posted 27 September, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
59.9 hrs on record (13.6 hrs at review time)
If you are somewhat curious about what in the holy hell is actually happening in this game then you should get it.

its like nothing youve ever played.
Posted 17 July, 2020.
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0.8 hrs on record
such a great unique experience from devolver
Posted 12 July, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
23.3 hrs on record (8.5 hrs at review time)
Intergalactic space janitors is a mundanely fun, calming and challenging experience.

its great if you want to ♥♥♥♥ around with friends, and its fun just solo and with music in the background.

if either of those sound fun, this game is for you
Posted 10 July, 2020.
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57.1 hrs on record (11.0 hrs at review time)
Oh man the amount of fun ive had in this game so far,

everything in this game works as expected, nothing clunky, its just a great zombie/free running experience with alot of memorable experiences, like climbing your first tower for example, or finding yourself hauling ass from a runner zombie in the middle of the night.

this game absolutely nailed the free running aspect. ive been playing assassins creed for a long time, and i was really sceptical at how it was gonna work in 1st person, and i was blown away, everything feels so fluid and seamless, its a total blast to run around and do the time trials around the map.

dont let this game fool you, its not some left for dead action game, at night some really nasty zombies come out and you simply cant fight them, then it turns into a pretty thrilling experience, every time you climb up some thing and you just hear the quick panting of a zombie getting closer as you struggle to get over a fence, or scale a wall is terrifying. its like you can feel the zombies breath right on your back. just waiting to get hit any moment.

a really fun game you will easily sink a good amount of hours into without even doing the campaign.

very highly recommended especially at this price.


Posted 24 December, 2019.
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1 person found this review funny
68.5 hrs on record (26.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Ive played just over 24 hours and from my experiences, squad can be a very rewarding and fun game but those golden moments are completely shrouded by the absolute terrible performance and completely clunky physics and movement of the entire game, youll be lucky to find a server up, because for some reason this game gets messed up by windows firewall and refuses to display any servers, and IF you are able to select it, it wont let you join half the time, resulting in a 56 minute loading screen and you promptly being kicked from the queue and back to the title screen. now lets say you do manage to find a match and join it, now you are met with an entire onslaught of in game issues. performance is horrid, ive got a 6 Gb 1060, an i7 8750 H and 16 gb of RAM. this should be enough to run the game. doesnt matter if you max the game out, or play it on the lowest settings, you get the same framerate and absolutely terrible 2 to 3 second just complete freezing and terrible stuttering with an exremely inconsistent frame rate that really just ruins the entire expereience for me. But hey, maybe my hardware is not up to par for this game, who knows. Either way ive payed quite the pretty penny for my set up, so if you re planning to play this game at ANY settings, prepare to dump some fat cash on a pc if you havent already. this game also has a pretty heavy learning curve so prepare for that ontop of all the other issues. i dont hate this game. if i did, i wouldnt have put more than a day of my life into it. in my honest opinion it is currently not in a playable state and highly recommend waiting for a sale or finding a lower price for this.
Posted 15 September, 2019.
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31.3 hrs on record (31.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
More people need to play this
Posted 30 June, 2019.
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1 person found this review helpful
264.5 hrs on record (190.4 hrs at review time)
ive played old monster hunter games ( freedom untie on the psp) so its been a long ride with this series for me.

This game is enjoyable untill you beat the main end game boss. after that its just turns into an endless grinding simulator that ultimately has no meaning at the end. no matter what gear you get or what you grind its always going to be the same fights and same formula, pick up this, capture these guys, kill that guy. it becomes very bland and meaning less very quickly.

They delayed the game about 7 months to make sure the game was a good port on PC, which it is not. there are bugs in the game that havent been fixed since it came out and in general performance is abysmal. and dont even get me started on frame rates when you are fighting monsters with lots of effects. It blows my mind how they delayed the game half a year to make it run well and still ♥♥♥♥ it up.

They are also setteling for a content over time thing. instead of releasing it all at once now people have to wait for several bosses and events with absolutely nothing to do because they decided to give a full price 60 dollar game missing content.

id love to know what capcom did those 6 months because it looks like they did ♥♥♥♥ all.

Would not recommend, atleast not at the 60 dollar price tag.
Posted 14 October, 2018.
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