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Recent reviews by NikoAtHeart

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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
3.3 hrs on record
This game HAD potential, but it seems SBN3 wanted to kill off the series and directed all that energy into this game. This is basically a several hour long game of pure torture porn, with even less choices than before, and with none of the edgy yet comedic sense of humor that was present in the past two games, instead opting for shock value and pure edge with no point. At the very least, there was one ending I liked.
This feels like someone made a bootleg of Class of '09 but without any understanding of what made Class of '09 great.

Jecka deserves better than this.
Posted 23 September, 2024. Last edited 24 September, 2024.
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9.4 hrs on record
great game, shorter than the last one tho. if you can, avoid supporting this developer as he's a major piece of ♥♥♥♥ (look up the AMA by his former friend on reddit, you'll see why)
Posted 29 August, 2024. Last edited 26 September, 2024.
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5.3 hrs on record
amazing game, peak. don't support this developer tho, he's a really horrible person (look up the AMA by his former friend on reddit, you'll see why)
Posted 28 August, 2024. Last edited 26 September, 2024.
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4.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
shenaniganizing behavior
Posted 22 October, 2023. Last edited 27 November, 2023.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
11.4 hrs on record (9.2 hrs at review time)
there is a skrunkly shaped hole in my skrunkly shaped heart
Posted 8 July, 2023.
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1 person found this review funny
548.4 hrs on record (210.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
If you like dying and raging about lost progress, and then proceeding to do it all again because you're insane, I highly recommend this game.
Posted 22 March, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
103.4 hrs on record (33.4 hrs at review time)
I AM A DWARF AND I'M DIGGING A HOLE (In space!)
Posted 30 October, 2022. Last edited 16 November, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
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30.1 hrs on record (18.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ time I find a game I enjoy, the developers have to ruin it by putting in features that literally ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nobody asked for; in this case the reporting system. If steam allowed refunds after having two hours of gameplay/owned for two weeks, this game would be the first game I refund.

Edit: ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YET AGAIN. ♥♥♥♥ YOU.
Posted 22 October, 2022. Last edited 17 August, 2023.
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1 person found this review helpful
781.6 hrs on record (416.2 hrs at review time)
I've Played Over 400 Hours and I STILL don't know how to naval invade
Posted 21 November, 2020. Last edited 21 November, 2020.
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70 people found this review helpful
35 people found this review funny
7.4 hrs on record
Don't play this game unless you like being Depressed

J̴̢̣̰̻̰͚̣̝̬̯͓̬̘̜̯͍̖̀͆̉͘u̶̞͎̇̄̂̄̇̽̕̚ṣ̵̘̱͂͐̀t̵̩́ ̶̧̛̘͉̩̪̞̇̎̃͌̄̂̾̽̂̏̎̾͠M̴̖̗̣̳̳̫̭̮͕͛̊̍̃̏͜͠ȏ̸͈̩̙͙̗̣̤̱̿̏̈́́͑̌̍́̇̓͛̕͘̕͠ņ̵̦̹̠͓̩̳̻̹̯̜͇̘̈́͑͛̾̓̋̈̀̊̒̑̊̚͘̕͜ͅi̵̢̡̭͐̿́͆̐̈́̍̕k̴̨̡̢̢͉̬͈̦̺̤͈̳̼̣̭̟̫̃̃̅͋͛̄͐͂͊͂͊̈͝ą̴̜̼͚͓̟͍̰̩̥̟̞̍̓͑̑́̓͆̀̂͌̈́̾̔͘͝/̶̧̨̙̘̱̻̪͕̦̦̹̲̥̞̮̲̇͐͑́̂̀̉̍̈́̕̚ͅ1̷̧͇̦̹͍̦̝͔́̈́̀̎͠0̴̛̳̿͒
Posted 4 March, 2020. Last edited 4 March, 2020.
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