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Q)You're flying in a plane and throw three bricks out. How many bricks do you have left?
A)None
Q)What are the three steps to getting an elephant into a refrigerator?
A)Open the refrigerator door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.
Q)What are the four steps to getting a giraffe into a refrigerator?
A)Open the refrigerator door. Remove the elephant. Put in the giraffe. Close the door.
Q)The lion king calls an all-animal meeting. Who doesn't show up?
A)The giraffe; he's in the refrigerator.
Q)A lady is crossing a river known to be alligator infested and isn't eaten. Why?
A)The alligators are at the all-animal meeting.
Q)Halfway across the river, the lady dies. How?
A)She was hit by the bricks.