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hardy. 17 Aug, 2025 @ 9:07am 
accept me please :)
jerral 6 Apr, 2024 @ 12:32pm 
A girl.... AND a gamer? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! *eyes pop out* AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ *inhales from the gas tank* honka honka honka honka *masturabtes furiously* ohhhh my gooooodd~
jerral 15 Nov, 2023 @ 6:18pm 
shai gilegous alexander and cam thomas
jerral 17 Aug, 2023 @ 9:17pm 
If my girl👧😍 and my beyblades💯🔥 are both drowning🌊😦 and I could only save one😄☝️you can catch me letting it rip😤 at my girl’s funeral😅👻💀 cause it’s bey blade or catch a fade🙏👊😠💯😭
Ladiesman217 6 Aug, 2023 @ 9:42pm 
♥♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥♥!!!
hoe ass nighaa!
jerral 13 Jul, 2023 @ 2:41pm 
cake me the ♥♥♥♥ up 🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈🎂🎈 happy birthday hAppy birtHday 🎂 thats 🍰 some happy🎂🎂 birthday right🎂🎂 there🎂🎂🎂 right🍰 there 🍰🍰 if i do ƽaү so my self 🎁 i say so 🎁 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ🎁🎂🎂🎂 НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ🎂🎂🎂🎂🎁🎂🎈🎈🎈🎂🎂 Happy birthday
jerral 12 May, 2023 @ 2:36pm 
My name is Monkey D. Luffy. I'm 19 years old. My ship is at the northeast section of New World, where all the Yonkos are, and I became a rubber person after eating the Gomu Gomu no mi. I am the captain of the Strawhat Pirates. I don't smoke or drink, but I occasionally eat meat. I sleep whenever I want, and make sure I get five hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before sleeping, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up from the Doctor Chopper. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very free life. I make sure to trouble myself with any strong enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to have a good sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Besides, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
jerral 12 Mar, 2023 @ 12:55pm 
I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity.

What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my ♥♥♥♥ was ripped apart by my Übernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra.

It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, it barely slowed before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of illinois became pregnant with my children.
uberduba 12 Nov, 2021 @ 6:54pm 
usopp pfp's unite.
jerral 5 Mar, 2021 @ 10:40am 
I'm 💘 daddys 🍆💦💦 little fidget spinner ߷ when daddy feels horny 💕💕 he lifts me up 👆👆 and puts me on ⬇⬇ his huge ♥♥♥♥ 😍😍🍆🍆 and i spin and spin 🔄🔄 whirrr 🔄🔄 i get so dizzy but daddy keeps me spinning 💕💕 until i squirt 💦💦💦 leaving me all wet with his cummies 🍆🍆💕💕💦💦 god ⛪⛪ im such a spinny 😚 dizzy ☺☺🙃 little ♥♥♥♥ 😍😍 for daddy 🍆🍆
jerral 25 Feb, 2021 @ 2:39pm 
Why Attack on Titan is a flawed anime

As a big fan of AoT, one big plothole that has always bugged me from the first episode is the exclusion of genitals. As titans are very clearly based on humans, and canonically are created from humans, why did Isayama decide to exclude Titan genitals? I am not a ♥♥♥♥, (I have 2 girl friends) but seeing Eren transform into a titan with a 12 foot long ♥♥♥♥ as the people of Marley watch in horror would easily made this anime my favourite of all time. I think we should cancel Isayama on Twitter and get him to realise his mistake and redraw his previous chapters accurately.
jerral 17 Feb, 2021 @ 7:18am 
quick question.... DO YOU SUPPORT BLM ?!??!?! REALLY IMPORTANT !!!!!!!!
jerral 16 Feb, 2021 @ 5:35am 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun :"3
jerral 22 Jan, 2021 @ 10:52am 
ʸᵒ ᵇʳᵒ ᵘ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵃ ʲᵘᵘˡ ᵇʳᵒˀ ᶜᵐᵒⁿ ᵇʳᵒ ʲᵘˢᵗ ʳᵉᵃˡ ᵠᵘᶦᶜᵏ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵉˢᵗʳᵒᵒᵐ ᵇʳᵒ ˡᵉᵗ ᵐᵉ ʰᶦᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʲᵘᵘˡ ᵇʳᵒ ᴵ’ˡˡ ᵉᵛᵉⁿ ᵖᵃʸ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ⁵ ᵇᵘᶜᵏˢ ᵇʳᵒ ᵐʸ ʲᵘᵘˡ ʳᵃⁿ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵇʳᵒ ᴵ ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᵃ ʰᶦᵗ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʲᵘᵘˡ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵇʳᵒ ᴵ ⁿᵉᵉᵈ ᶦᵗ ᵇʳᵒ
jerral 22 Jan, 2021 @ 10:52am 
ʸᵒ ᵇʳᵒ ᵘ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵃ ʲᵘᵘˡ ᵇʳᵒˀ ᶜᵐᵒⁿ ᵇʳᵒ ʲᵘˢᵗ ʳᵉᵃˡ ᵠᵘᶦᶜᵏ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵉˢᵗʳᵒᵒᵐ ᵇʳᵒ ˡᵉᵗ ᵐᵉ ʰᶦᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʲᵘᵘˡ ᵇʳᵒ ᴵ’ˡˡ ᵉᵛᵉⁿ ᵖᵃʸ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ⁵ ᵇᵘᶜᵏˢ ᵇʳᵒ ᵐʸ ʲᵘᵘˡ ʳᵃⁿ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵇʳᵒ ᴵ ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᵃ ʰᶦᵗ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʲᵘᵘˡ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵇʳᵒ ᴵ ⁿᵉᵉᵈ ᶦᵗ ᵇʳᵒ
jerral 22 Jan, 2021 @ 10:52am 
ʸᵒ ᵇʳᵒ ᵘ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵃ ʲᵘᵘˡ ᵇʳᵒˀ ᶜᵐᵒⁿ ᵇʳᵒ ʲᵘˢᵗ ʳᵉᵃˡ ᵠᵘᶦᶜᵏ ᶦⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ʳᵉˢᵗʳᵒᵒᵐ ᵇʳᵒ ˡᵉᵗ ᵐᵉ ʰᶦᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʲᵘᵘˡ ᵇʳᵒ ᴵ’ˡˡ ᵉᵛᵉⁿ ᵖᵃʸ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ⁵ ᵇᵘᶜᵏˢ ᵇʳᵒ ᵐʸ ʲᵘᵘˡ ʳᵃⁿ ᵒᵘᵗ ᵇʳᵒ ᴵ ᶜᵒᵘˡᵈ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᵃ ʰᶦᵗ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʲᵘᵘˡ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵇʳᵒ ᴵ ⁿᵉᵉᵈ ᶦᵗ ᵇʳᵒ
ThatBoyRoth 17 Dec, 2020 @ 11:09am 
bruh dh is that u
jerral 1 Oct, 2020 @ 5:25am 
+rep this man let me drive his lambo when i crashed his rari. he also saved me from a incoming train. did you also know he gave me full ownership of his $15 mill mansion cus the $14 mill version was little bit worse?
jerral 11 Sep, 2020 @ 6:21am 
:missing:
Semi Silent 2 Sep, 2020 @ 9:54am 
dont play comp if ur not good
IamSailboat 24 Aug, 2020 @ 7:34am 
Yo, just wanted to say GG. It was hard to outplay you with that suros, but you guys played an excellent game. Would play again 10/10
 Sadow 22 Aug, 2020 @ 5:58pm 
get cancer with your mate ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Azula 18 Aug, 2020 @ 7:59am 
ur such a garbage player ♥♥♥ you stupid russian piece of ♥♥♥♥ your aa waste to this world ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ loser
Ladiesman217 9 Aug, 2020 @ 4:15pm 
i too ♥♥♥♥ myself frequently
Keen 9 Aug, 2020 @ 3:44pm 
I ♥♥♥♥ myself sometimes
Clown 3 Jul, 2020 @ 2:37pm 
:veryafraid:
jerral 26 Jun, 2020 @ 9:33am 
hit da boof
Ladiesman217 25 Jun, 2020 @ 12:42pm 
booty call
夜未央 22 Jun, 2020 @ 7:29am 
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Detective 24 Aug, 2019 @ 8:49pm 
Actively cheats in TF2 and still loses to a medic.
juul alert 9 Jul, 2019 @ 12:12pm 
VAC ban = cheater man bad:celeste_strawberry:
DizzyRoach 1 Apr, 2019 @ 1:08pm 
Happy 1 year anniversary.
DizzyRoach 9 Jan, 2019 @ 6:04pm 
Not actually russian
-rep
Alexa play Travis Scott
Dean 6 Jan, 2019 @ 7:04pm 
Not actually a hot girl! I sent a picture of my penis and (s)he threatened to post it on 4chan!
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LIBERTYMAN69 20 Jun, 2018 @ 8:08pm 
-rep not epic enough
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-rep Username sucks
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💛 Hollandje 18 Feb, 2017 @ 3:40pm 
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Astro 9 Jul, 2016 @ 7:38am 
m8
GergleBipper 19 Jun, 2016 @ 6:49pm 
i wish i had a father
Tao 17 Jun, 2016 @ 2:39pm 
+rep Great father!