⚔️ The Sacred Code of (Barely) Organized Gameplay

§1. Speak even one (1) word in Russian — and be cast into the realm of eternal mute.
§2. Speak any language other than English — receive a polite but menacing warning.
§3. Speak more than one (1) word in any other language — banished to the Mute Abyss.
§4. Should two (2) or more teammates fall to the silence… the seal shall break, and Public Play shall begin.

💀 What Is “Public Play”?
A state of total freedom (and absolute chaos).
I run wild like an ancient storm of bad decisions, swapping weapons at random, guided only by the sacred inner voice whispering:

“Shoot that. It looks suspicious.”

How to stay on my good side:
1. Pretend to care about winning.
2. Pretend to speak English.
3. Pretend to be part of a team.
If you do at least one (1) of the above, we’re best friends now. <3