The guy below me is a nonce

-rep, asomb asked me to come round his for a game of footy, as kids did back in the day. I went round to his house and knocked on, whereupon he escorted me to his local football field. Upon arrival I saw a brown ball at the foot of one of the goalposts and thus went to kick it. To my UTTER horror the ball disintegrated at my feet, as it turned out asomb had spent all afternoon slithering through the wet mud collecting WORMS!!! Yes that's right... this sick ♥♥♥♥ known as asomb had made a WORMBALLl!!! Thinking this was a sick prank, you can imagine my suprise as asomb screamed 'NOOOO, MY BEAUTIES'. He ran over to the squirming worms writhing about my feet and started slurping them into his mouth and down his gullet. He said something about giving them a forever home inside him, like the Jim Jones of WORMTOWN... however to this day, I believe this demented freak simply loves the taste of a juicy worm.