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Brian: Hey you, hit me! [the clown squirs soda water into Brian's Martini glass]
Brian: Now if I can just find a midget with some gin I'll be in business.
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You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
🤗
There are many people today who literally do not have a close personal
friend. They may know something that we don't. They are probably
avoiding a great deal of pain.
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Could somebody drag the Irix team kicking and screaming into the 1980's,
please?
I realize it might be quite painful for them, but maybe you could buy them
a disco tape, so they'd feel a little bit more at home.
-- Linus "Stayin' alive, stayin' alive" Torvalds
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Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Forrest.
You never know what you're gonna get"
Forrest Gump
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"Quite frankly, I don't like you humans. After what you all have
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Have you tried cutting your ♥♥♥♥ to solve this problem?
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