What in gods name am I witnessing in the comments

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ARRRGH

Me on my way to see violence kek

Big man, Big Master+

-rep After a good game in scpsl, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great scpsl and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a scpsl lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard peni s push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

gangsta

So sexy
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silence

yeet

im the real one ur just a ♥♥♥♥ fake dab

how to yeet 2018

As usual, this being a 1.3.x release, I haven't even compiled this
kernel yet. So if it works, you should be doubly impressed.
-- Linus Torvalds, announcing kernel 1.3.3
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The chat program is in public domain. This is not the GNU public license. If
it breaks then you get to keep both pieces.
(Copyright notice for the chat program)
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Once upon a time there was a DOS user who saw Unix, and saw that it was
good. After typing cp on his DOS machine at home, he downloaded GNU's
unix tools ported to DOS and installed them. He rm'd, cp'd, and mv'd
happily for many days, and upon finding elvis, he vi'd and was happy. After
a long day at work (on a Unix box) he came home, started editing a file,
and couldn't figure out why he couldn't suspend vi (w/ ctrl-z) to do
a compile.
-- Erik Troan, ewt@tipper.oit.unc.edu
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Lois: He's figured out how to get the twinkie.
Chris: Ha ha. I'm turning you into poo.
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Merry Christmas!

hoi

noh

im fat

+rep hacks my gmod server all the time and sends rats to my computer