i feel bad for your parents having to be your full time care taker

So let’s say 🗣, hypothetically, you 👈🏻 called 📲 me cute 😏. You 👈 called 📲 me cute ✅💯✔, therefore 😤😡, it would only make 💘 sense 🤔 that I 👁🏾 respond 📥 with “UwU daddy.” Logically 😡😫 speaking 🙊, of course 🏎, you 👈 called 📞 me cute 😏 so the assertion 😎 that you 👈 are daddy 😂 would only make 💘 logical 😡😫 sense 💰 if I 👁 was your 👉 cute 😏 femboy 👗💁‍♂️. So now that we’ve establish 🔍 both that you 👈🕛 are daddy 👨🏻 and I 👁 am cute 😏 then the only logical 🤖 conclusion 🔚 is that we should establish 🔍 a romantic 💕❤😍 relationship 💓💋. Knowing 🤔🌊☎ this, you 👈 saying 🗣💬 no 🚫🙅 to a date 📆 would literally 💯 go 🏃 against 🚫 all 💯 logic 👌 and factual 📕 reality 💯. So your 👉 options 👐 are to either ↔ date 👫 me, or deny 🚫 concrete 🤕 facts 📕 and logic 👌.

+rep very nice and good oni

I'm Commander Racist, and this is my favourite minority on the internet. We'll bang, ok?

+goated mikaela

+rep big juicer