I was on an airline flight,
a mare assigned a seat just right,
when Hello Kitty woke me up
to show me pretty blokes and pups.

“Come meet my friends,” she said.
From end to end, I’d spend time ahead
of the landing, standing without understanding
the danger she was demanding.

I sat back down.
That cat came back around.
She offered me a slice of cake.
I thought it nice—what a mistake!

The trauma! The pain!
Momma, don’t make me jump from this plane!
Handed balloons by that absolute lune,
I would soon be on the island, marooned.

Forever away, I stay on the island,
day after day.
Now through the islands I venture,
every day, a new adventure.

Why will Sir Typhil’s eyes fill with tears?
He wanted the answer all of these years.
He’s a dancer, romancer, advancer, and knight,
who solved sliding puzzles out of sight.
He resolved the tutorial; rescued a princess uxorial,
and climbed down a dungeon scansorial.
He pointed; he clicked;
but disappointed, could not evict
the unicorn from the knave goblin’s cave,
for only the witty and brave could save
the benign equine aligned with pure heart.
Use a video guide, if you’re not so smart.
I admit the 8-bit dungeon was the hardest part,
but I’d remit my frustration when I’d depart.
Convinced he’s a prince since he slays mighty jackals,
this game will give you almighty cackles.
Will he bring the unicorn to the king?
I cannot wait to see what the series brings.