+Rep Giant Wiener

Thank you, you don't know how long I've been waiting for someone to compare my athletic ability to Tom Brady.

Dr. Potato is kinda like a 99 cent Tom Brady

is cute, thanks for the support!!
-camo

Hello, it's me, a doctor.

I have some potatos to heal. Looking for a Dr, y'know

I'm looking for Dr. Potato, let me know if you see him

I'm back boys.

Please, don't do that yo yourself

Computer broke, parts to expensive yo build. Chilling on the PS4 for now. FeelsConsoleMan

You in prison or what?

I added you on Bnet - MagicTurtle#121755

We can revive it. I believe in us.

Literally a dead meme.

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BILLY MAYS WATCHES YOU

Hey sugar pops just wanted to say that I hope you had a happy April Fool's Day LOL!

Next Valentine's Day, I'm coming. ;) xoxox

hey babe i know it's been a while but i wanted to let you know that you're still mine xoxo

Merry christmas, and to all of those that I didnt post on merry christmas to you but Im lazy so just come to dr Potato's page to recive my blessing

Merry Christmas to you as well You're definitely the best potato around

Merry Christmas, may the christmas spirit be with you!

Merry Christmas, babe. I'll see you in bed ;D;D;D;D

Also every day is happy new year with you.

Winter break has come and with it the white walkers....prepare yourself because they be hungry for some Potatos

M'dad. ily nohomo

*tips hat*

M'son.

*tips hat*

In other words, I'm sad, but I understand. Disappointed, but I still love you.

My love. It is I. Potato. Hast thou no loveth for me? Hast thou forsaketh me in mine timeth ouf need? If thou hast no loveth for mine, then thou shalt forsaketh thine and thine loveth that thou art haveth no moreeth for thine love. God spede.

In other words, I'm not gay.

Every sensation of my being begged for me to continue, but I made the conscious effort to realize the error in my judgement of allowing myself to end up in this most difficult position. I slowly withdrew myself from your potato and spoke with a waver... no more.

In other words, my expelled juices have filled your mouth.

We are now one.

*writhe in pleasure*

In other words, I bit a chunk of potato out of you.

With pleasure

*shakes salt onto you*

In other words, eat me.

Do it son. Wrap your lips around me.

*rubs butter over my body*

In other words, take me daddy.

I'll swallow you. All of you. In my mouth, down my throat.

In other words, I want you to swallow me.

I want to be inside of you.

In other words, I want to eat your potato.

I want your potato in me.

HAPPY THANKS GIVING

Happy thanksgiving to you too my friend!

I agree

Thanks man.