Top mane-6 list below:
1) Applejack
2) Twilight Sparkle
3) Rainbow Dash
4) Fluttershy
5) Rarity
6) Pinkie Pie.

Random quotes:
"If you can't say something nice... don't say nothing at all." - Thumper, 1942.
"Boy's got a mouth like a cannon, always shootin' it off." - Foghorn Leghorn, 1950.
"And for those who don't like me, confidentially I don't give a damn." - Rudy Ray Moore, 1977.
"You can teach an old dog new tricks, but you can't teach Madonna to act." - Yakko Warner, 1993.
"Jonny, you dropped your face. I'll go get ya a new one!" - Eddy, 1999.
"Swiggity swag, what's in the bag?" - Ed, 1999.
"Flashback FM, where every night's a dance party." - Anon, 2001.
"Hey-hey yoyo. The use of wool has got to go!" - The People for the Ethical Treatment of Sheep, 2005.
"It's a goal, but it isn't a goal, but it's a goal because the referee has given it as a goal." - Chris Kamara, 2008
"Climb back into the retched scythe-hole you emerged from, you concave cretin." - SoulCatcher84, 2010.
"He's not scripting." - ESEA Admin, 2010. (Year going off YouTube upload).
"Huwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" - Queen of Pain, 2011.
"Shakespeare was a smart dude, he was the president of Rome." - Adam DeVine, 2011.
"When you're sleeping, there's no lonely times, just dreams."- Dr. Steve Brule, 2012.
"Lick the flan in the white van." - DJ Smile, 2013.
"Dunk, TK. Dunk." - Thomas Kellogg, 2014.
"Wow, that's cool man!" - Tim, 2014.
"The British are weird people." - Clown, 2015.
"Elsa dress?" - Andrew, 2016.
"Feels like your balls are just blowing in the wind on Mount Everest." - Elliot, 2016.
"I'll eat your sh*t in a minute." - Elliot, 2016.
"I had a dream I had loads of pregnant hamsters but one of them died giving birth and now I'm sad." - Anon, 2016. (Poor Milo, she lived a long and happy life).
"She came out thicker than when she went in." - Daym Drops, 2016. Definitely not sexual - (rest of the quote here )
"I don't wanna noot noot!" - Lucy, 2017.
"If you f*ck with sh*t, sh*t will boil the piss." - Elliot, 2017.
"Its just brawl with worse graphics and less heros [sic]." - Sam, 2017.
"Onion backwards is onion." - Elliot, 2017.
"Nose long like garden hose." - Big Shaq, 2017.
"He might need to piss, but it's too windy." - Bathman Bierman, 2017.
"Oldham is literally Pakistan." - George, 2017.
"And then one day you wake up and realise you've just been pissing in a sea of piss." - Elliot, 2017.
"Aaaaaaahhh! I just hit my head off my fidget spinner." - Bathman Bierman, 2017.
"If it's broke, don't fix it." - Jack, 2018.
"Give me a spoon and a jar of chocolate spread." - George, 2018.
"I don't want DP." - Lucy, 2018.
"I no longer have a d*ck." - Lucy, 2018.
"It's far too early for vine compilations." - Jack, 2018.
"Ya ever get mad that the toilet seat wont stay up so u piss in the sink" - Elliot, 2018.
"I'm gonna nonce some kids." - Elliot, 2019.
"The people of Oldham look as though the government has been performing nuclear testing in the area." - Anon, 2019.
"My eyes rolled so far back in my head, I thought I was Bran Stark." - Daym Drops, 2019.
"Jack!!" - Elliot, 2019.
"I don't like being sticky." - Elliot, 2020.
"Finger him, finger him. Yes!" - Stroudie, 2020.
"I unleashed the fattest piss ever." - Elliot, 2020.
"As long as I get the dildos, I'll be all right." - Elliot, 2021.
"I have aids!" - Wood, 2021.
"I gotta be smooth for Tesco." - Elliot, 2023.
"I had a dream I had a piss outside and a bug was drinking my piss and it started chasing me because it wanted more of my piss." - Elliot, 2024.

Cake recipe:
"One 18.25 ounce package chocolate cake mix."
"One can prepared coconut pecan frosting."
"Three slash four cup vegetable oil."
"Four large eggs. One cup semi-sweet chocolate chips."
"Three slash four cups butter or margarine."
"One and two third cups granulated sugar."
"Two cups all purpose flour."
"Don't forget garnishes such as:"
"Fish shaped crackers."
"Fish shaped candies."
"Fish shaped solid waste."
"Fish shaped dirt."
"Fish shaped ethyl benzene."
"Pull and peel licorice."
"Fish shaped volatile organic compounds and sediment shaped sediment."
"Candy coated peanut butter pieces. Shaped like fish."
"One cup lemon juice."
"Alpha resins."
"Unsaturated polyester resin."
"Fiberglass surface resins."
"And volatile malted milk impoundments."
"Nine large egg yolks."
"Twelve medium geosynthetic membranes."
"One cup granulated sugar."
"An entry called 'how to kill someone with your bare hands'."
"Two cups rhubarb, sliced."
"Two slash three cups granulated rhubarb."
"One tablespoon all-purpose rhubarb."
"One teaspoon grated orange rhubarb."
"Three tablespoons rhubarb, on fire."
"One large rhubarb."
"One cross borehole electro-magnetic imaging rhubarb."
"Two tablespoons rhubarb juice."
"Adjustable aluminum head positioner."
"Slaughter electric needle injector."
"Cordless electric needle injector."
"Injector needle driver."
"Injector needle gun."
"Cranial caps."
"And it contains proven preservatives, deep penetration agents, and gas and odor control chemicals."
"That will deodorize and preserve putrid tissue."