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Recommended

8.2 hrs on record

This game needs a remake/remaster TERRIBLY.

The concept is great. Everything else, jank city.
On sale for $2.30 AUD? Yeah pick this up and bet big on yourself.

Posted 22 March.

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Recommended

57.1 hrs on record (42.2 hrs at review time)

Y'all like DayZ? How's about that Project Zomboid?

Highly reccommended.

Posted 18 February.

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Not Recommended

0.5 hrs on record

The ♥♥♥♥ did they do to DOOM.

Posted 19 December, 2025.

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Not Recommended

43.1 hrs on record

Game's fun except for 99% of solo pvp being shot by someone while you're - looting/opening a door/fighting enemies/after being told ''I'm friendly'' and shooting you in the back.

PvP ruins the experience.

Posted 6 December, 2025.

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Not Recommended

62.2 hrs on record (60.4 hrs at review time)

The first of many promises to be broken.

Posted 24 October, 2025.

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Not Recommended

46.3 hrs on record (29.8 hrs at review time)

Tunnels update has ruined it.

Posted 10 October, 2025.

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Recommended

31.1 hrs on record (5.6 hrs at review time)

Get in car.
Look at controls.
They spelled it ''Handbreak''.
C'mon guys.

Whoever decided on how the ADS works with the front sight leading by a retarded amount needs to be fired.

Posted 19 September, 2025. Last edited 19 September, 2025.

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Not Recommended

30.4 hrs on record (2.3 hrs at review time)

Mfw I would have bing'd.

Devs bong'd.

Political crackhouse.

Posted 26 July, 2025.

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Not Recommended

0.7 hrs on record

If this were $5 it'd be worth it.

Posted 3 June, 2025.

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Recommended

30.7 hrs on record (10.4 hrs at review time)

This thing runs like balls.
Sweaty, hairy, stinky, bad balls.

But then I buy new mobo & overpriced CPU.
Now it runs like freshly shaved, waxed and scented balls.
Which is a good thing.

Posted 3 June, 2025. Last edited 5 March.

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