i want this kid to choke on a fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ and die

illegal immigrant still rocking the bowl cut

this guy is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ugly

v fake account

takin his beanz and going home!

RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE ANDY BEANS!!!

Your friend tofu promised to give me his knife if i topped fragger and went against his word xD Tell him i said he shouldn't make bets he can't keep!

MAD CUZ BAD

Andy Beans: blocked

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fidel castro is def cheating

Nice profile picture ex cod player that gets mad cuz someone half the age does better

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

worst supreme

yo did u press f1 or f2
i need to know

i will buy you a protein shake

yo buy me animal style fries and a cheese burger

-rep Dirty meme smoking ♥♥♥♥♥♥ go back to Call Of Duty you malnourished molerat

Full disclosure; this technique most likely will earn you a restraining order. But it's worth it. This shows the young lady that you're serious about her seeing your noodle.
And that's what today's youths will never fully appreciate about being a teen before the iPhone revolution.

Through trial and error, I came up with my own delivery method. Using stealth and dexterity (and a set of stolen house keys), I would sneak into my target's bedroom and - while they slept - place the photos in a spot where only they would see them. Maybe the back of their bedroom door. Maybe in the mirror of their bathroom (if they had their own). That way, they wake up and bam! -- they're face to penis with Private First Class Richard D. Thrombonis, a Pisces hailing from Bonerville, Maryland whose hobbies include spelunking, getting trapped in zippers, and unexpectedly popping up at funerals and physical examinations. Believe me, that's they type of image that tends to linger for a good bit.

Unfortunately, simply mailing the thing was an issue, as well. Whether it was snail mail, FedEx, bike messenger, or carrier pigeon, they all had one inherent flaw. That was that the object of your lustful advances might not be the one to take delivery of your package. Mailed envelopes aren't password protected, after all. It was pretty common for a ♥♥♥♥ pic meant for Jill to be opened by Jill's large-breasted albeit nosy mother, Beverly. Beverly would then show it to her husband, Francis, who might then take it back to the father of the person who sent it in the first place. That person's father might then take away my Super Nintendo for a month.

All this was just one part of the routine, however.
Actually delivering the photograph to your intended recipient required patience and tact. Conventional wisdom would have you think merely tracking down your target and handing them the picture would be the best delivery method. Conventional wisdom would be wrong.
The thing is, you just didn't know what kind of reaction they'd have to your chub-a-dub. The possibilities vary greatly and really depend a lot upon the person them self. It could be anything from mild interest (good) to moderate arousal (gooder) to tears (bad) to anger (badder) to laughter (worst) to hunger (?). This is why mailing the picture or pictures was the way to go.

Since most people didn't have ready access to a photo lab (except for photography nerds whose ♥♥♥♥♥ only get hard when discussing their Canon's shutter speed), the Polaroid camera was the go-to method for penis photography. Simply fluff up your manhood and snap away. Within a minute or two, you had yourself a ♥♥♥♥ pic. It was so easy, even a cave man could do it.
But that only scratches the surface of the Polaroid ♥♥♥♥ pic possibilities.
Once the basics had been mastered, you could move on to more advanced techniques. Personally, I found that a little soft candle light and some contextual produce (like miniature bananas and baby corn) made my wang look less like Crispin Glover and more like Danny Glover (because if I beat it too much, it turned The Color Purple). Sometimes, I would even raid my sisters makeup stockpile and apply a little foundation and perhaps some blush to make my erection look its best.

It's nuts how dependent society has become on smart phones. They've penetrated nearly every aspect of modern culture. Countless things that we now take for granted were once far more complicated and difficult to achieve.
Take the ♥♥♥♥ pic, for example. Until the last decade or so, the process of producing a quality DP required more planning and effort than seating arrangements at a Polish wedding (Uncle Wiktor gets grabby after a few lengths of kielbasa, so best to keep him away from the bridesmaids). It wasn't as easy as sending a snapchat from your phone to that nice girl you met online. No, you had to use actual film that needed actual developing.

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

oi

gets carried by a cheater, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ suck ♥♥♥♥♥♥.

blatant hacker

ugly as ♥♥♥♥!

Please sign my profile omg

ugly duckling and sucks at csgo

kid also had a one night stand with his sister's dog

dude looks like he has cancer

kid thinks he's built *pretends that he has a 40 inch bicep*, also pretending to release his mixtape in 2017

-rep White CoD redneck trash, looks like a down syndrome rat

whats up raggity ass ♥♥♥♥♥ :D

he looks like he needs 15 big mac

blatant cheater, so bad. has to toggle to win.

looks like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ and hacks

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wanna be League Of Legends Super Star

dude looks like an anorexic bird

picture is motivational 11/10

he's rocking that 5% body fat

kid thinks he's sexy and posts a picture of him on steam LOL

-rep this guy smokes the grinches pubes

nice selfie

kid is so trash he is global elight, you should go back to quail hunting