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Chinese malware played only by race traitors and spies. Anyone who plays this should be deported immediately.

You can break the Geneva Convention :)

Nick McGee: "Hello friends, Nick McGee here and I'd like to take a few moments of your time to set the record straight about a topic that's very dear to me, something that affects all of us."
Tommy: "Global warming?"
Nick McGee: "Something much more important than that, Tommy. I'm talking about gun control."
Tommy: "What's gun control, Mr. McGee?"
Nick McGee: "Well Tommy, some misguided people on Capitol Hill think that waiting periods are needed for buying a rocket propelled grenade launcher."
Tommy: "But Mommy says that without waiting periods, there'll be anarchy."
Nick McGee: "Anarchy? No Tommy, your mother's afraid of freedom."
Tommy: "But aren't guns dangerous?"
Nick McGee: "[Laughs] To the unarmed or untrained, sure, but the same thing could be said about swing sets or Bengal tigers."
Tommy: "Well, I'd never though about it like that before."
Nick McGee: "Not many people have, Tommy. That's what we're trying to change."
Tommy: "But what can I do, Mr. McGee?"
Nick McGee: "This year, when your birthday rolls around, don't ask for a football or a toy car, ask your parents for an American-made .44 Shepherd."

Seeing what Bethesda did with Fallout4 almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.