AnItalianGuy
Marco Cei
Empoli, Toscana, Italy
:phono:Deh sono un essere vivente toscano, lievemente comunista,
diversamente etero, che non fa un cazzo dalla mattina alla sera.
Credo di essere una persona orribile, se sei mio amico, mi dispiace.
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:phono:Deh I am a Tuscan living being, slightly communist,
unlikely straight, who doesn't do a ♥♥♥♥ from morning to night.
I think I'm a horrible person, if you are my friend, I'm sorry.
:phono:Deh sono un essere vivente toscano, lievemente comunista,
diversamente etero, che non fa un cazzo dalla mattina alla sera.
Credo di essere una persona orribile, se sei mio amico, mi dispiace.
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:phono:Deh I am a Tuscan living being, slightly communist,
unlikely straight, who doesn't do a ♥♥♥♥ from morning to night.
I think I'm a horrible person, if you are my friend, I'm sorry.
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Favorite Game
15.9
Hours played
13
Achievements
Rarest Achievement Showcase
Review Showcase
This is, by far, the absolute best game of the entire saga. The leap to 3D, the stunning art, and the rich lore I've been craving since the "Don't Escape" and "Deep Sleep" trilogies, everything about this game is exactly what I wanted and needed.

The core concept itself is amazing. The ability to summon virtually anything you need gives the game a beautiful and unparalleled sense of freedom.

Please, do yourself a favour and buy the complete ScriptWelder bundle. Play all the games in chronological order, and just be happy.

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☑ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
☐ 1
☐ 2
☐ 3
☐ 4
☐ 5
☐ 6
☐ 7
☐ 8
☐ 9
☑ 10

As this is my favourite game series, I might be a little biased with the perfect rating, but I truly believe it deserves it!
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Comments
Gyazis 4 Apr, 2024 @ 12:51am 
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