Recent reviews by Ambidextroid

good

yEAH BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyy

♥♥♥♥♥♥ great game

nice

This makes my willy very turgid

What can only be described as a cross between pong and super smash brothers, this game is now in my top 3 of all time (and I don't just add and subtract games from my list on a whim). I reccomend everyone get this game.

It seems simple at first, just hit the ball to your opponent with dodgeball-esqe rules, and the speed of the ball increases over time. 3 controls; hit, jump and bunt. What most people don't realise until they buy the game and play it for 10 minutes, is that this game has so much depth and strategy. You can perform combos to fill up your special meter, you can parry shots with presice timing to throw your opponent off guard, you can bunt the ball whilst travelling one million pixels per frame to surprise other players, you can blahdy blahdy blah. You get the picture.

There are only 5 characters, and they seem to all be the same at first, but they all have different angles when hitting the ball and they can interact with the environment in different ways. These may seem suttle, but have a large effect on the gameplay. Each character has a special move unique to them also, and when used correctly, can have a devastating effect on your adversarys.

What the hell are you doing. Stop reading this and buy the game so I have more people to play with.






If you don't buy it, i'll murder you in your sleep. Tonight.

An incredible RTS. The idea's simple. It's raw, basic RTS action. Multiwinians spawn from a spawn point, you direct them, they attack and capture the enemy's people and spawn points. BUT IT'S SO FUN! This is one of my first RTS games, I mainly play turned based, but wow. What an introduction into the genre. Though there are not many players online, it's best with a friend, and when you are winning, it feels amazing.

There are other gamemodes, nearly all of which are simple ideas. There is:
Caputre all spawn points
King of the hill
Capture the statue (CTF but the flag is a huge, slow moving statue)
Blitzkreig (a bit like TF2 control points, but in RTS form)
Some rocket thing I forgot the name of (One of the more tense games, you capture solar panels for energy, then fuel, board and launch a rocket befor ethe enemy, and attack the enemies before they can board and launch theirs)
Another one I forgot that's basically attack/defend

I LOVE THIS GAME!!!!!!