“Never knowingly be serious. Rule 27.”
- Steven Moffat

“To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.”
- Oscar Wilde

“Do what I do. Hold tight and pretend it’s a plan!”
- Steven Moffat

“Every solution to every problem is simple. It's the distance between the two where the mystery lies.”
- Derek Landy, Skulduggery Pleasant

“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.”
- Clarence Darrow

“Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his life.”
- Terry Pratchett, Jingo