Recent reviews by Bruh

Game has been out for almost two years yet it is still one of the most buggy online games i have ever played. not to mention the terrible optimisation, usually these days devs who cannot optimise their games add dlss or fsr to make the game playable but these devs are so incompetent that they cant even do that.

Avoid unless u have a $4,000 pc and dont mind bugs that can ruin the game or make it completely unplayable (I spent months unable to even look around with mouse controls only for it to be fixed in an update that didnt even mention the issue.)

Literally unplayable if you run it on an HDD. games loading screen stays at 99% until a good 30 seconds after the game starts.

Every. Single. Game.

Oh you finally waited through the twelve centuries of loading screens? well guess what, you are now an invisible character walking around without any abilities or ways to do damage. Oh but don't worry, enemies can kill you just fine! Oh and forget about swapping to a character last minute to try and stall the game because after swapping you are completely invisible again!!! But don't worry if you make it to the objective you will surely be able to guard it with your *checks notes* nothing!!!!

WOOHOOOOOO

Not to mention the general lack of optimisation this game has, an RTX 3070 playing on minimum settings WITH DLSS PERFORMANCE at 1440p is not even able to average 150fps. literally any other e-sports title this is a non issue. I want to like the game, it has fun game play and is fresh take on the hero shooter genre but it just feels like yet another rushed release that should have stayed in beta. I cannot recommend Rivals in its current state.

bad

poggas

absolute dogwater, not surprised the game is dead. do not buy.

Balance is so in favour of ghosts that id have an easier time playing csgo against pros blindfolded, with only one foot, after oding on ketamine than winning a single game of hunter with anyone with an ounce of game knowledge.

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rocks

bad. cant do puzzles over 40 pieces without paying.

pogchamp

I ain't no furry

Naw fam a furry gotsa have to have a fursona. Like, if a big tiddy fox ♥♥♥♥♥ started tryna slob my knob I'mma nut in her snout no falsies. That ain't a furry. If Cherry from Animal Crossing: New Leaf was lyin' on my bed with he legs spread and givin' me dem "come hither" eyes you bet your ass I'mma ♥♥♥ hither if you know what I mean homie.

So yeah, maybe I beat my ♥♥♥♥ to a busty armadillo that one time. That armadillo was a chick. Anthro ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ain't furry, but anthri dudes? ♥♥♥♥♥ that's sus as ♥♥♥♥. Like if I'mma finna beat my ♥♥♥♥ to Cherry from Animal Crossing: New Leaf I wanna see her with the Male Villager (no lesbo ♥♥♥♥ that's gay ♥♥♥♥♥ I'm a Jehovah's Witness) not some animal ♥♥♥♥♥. Like one time I was about ta polish my bishop to some hot Cherry from Animal Crossing: New Leaf fanart when I see she's getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ by that hawk ♥♥♥♥♥ Pierce. Like what the ♥♥♥♥?! I ain't into that gay ♥♥♥♥! And Pierce? Why the ♥♥♥♥ would I wanna see a bird's ♥♥♥♥? And to stiff ya boy Eugene (the objectively best Animal Crossing: New Leaf character) like that is downright ignorant smh

So yeah I ain't no furry but I'd ♥♥♥♥ the ♥♥♥♥ outta a punk rock beagle.

why my pee pee hard?