Trains are really unpredictable. Even in the middle of a forest two rails can appear out of nowhere, and a 1.5-mile fully loaded coal drag, heading east out of the low-sulfur mines of the PRB, will be right on your a ss the next moment.

I was doing laundry in my basement, and I tripped over a metal bar that wasn't there the moment before. I looked down: "Rail? WTF?" and then I saw concrete sleepers underneath and heard the rumbling.

Deafening railroad horn. I dumped my wife's pants, unfolded, and dove behind the water heater. It was a double-stacked Z train, headed east towards the fast single track of the BNSF Emporia Sub (Flint Hills). Majestic as hell: 75 mph, 6 units, distributed power: 4 ES44DC's pulling, and 2 Dash-9's pushing, all in run 8. Whole house smelled like diesel for a couple of hours!

Fact is, there is no way to discern which path a train will take, so you really have to be watchful. If only there were some way of knowing the routes trains travel.

Coolest dude on steam

[8:21 PM]
Blundergod:
WEEEEEEEB

[8:21 PM]
Adzero:
do you want me to eat your ass

[8:21 PM]
Blundergod:
well yea actually
how much

[8:21 PM]
Adzero:
sory i dont do black people

[8:21 PM]
Blundergod:
going on the profile

[9:28 PM]
Adzero:
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
MY FOLDER
I FORGOT IT BACK IT UP WHEN I GOT MY SSD

[9:28 PM]
Blundergod:
NICE TRY IDIOT

[9:29 PM]
Adzero:
NOOOO
LET ME CHECK MY ONEDRIVE

[9:29 PM]
Blundergod:
mans desperate

[9:30 PM]
Adzero:
RIP
TIME TO START A NEW FOLDER
back it to my cloud

-Man loses porn folder circa 2020

Hi

[6:27 PM]
Blundergod:
A SIMPLE
QUESTION
HOW
DO
YOU
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
DO

[6:27 PM]
Adzero:
WHAT IS A WHITE GUY

[10:47 PM]
Adzero:
even better by hand

[10:47 PM]
Blundergod:
im more of a foot writer
eh i shall depart comrade

[10:47 PM]
Adzero:
i stick graphite in my urethra

SOMEONE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SEND HELP PLEASE

Shut the f uck up you absolute lobotomite. You think adding your poorly edited copypasta makes this funny? What a joke. Get a grip on reality, stop saying "oof" during a serious conversation just because your two braincells cant ever send signals to eachother to form a response. Honestly pathetic. Oh guys look at me Im so funny OOF 100! Its so funny and quirky because its a roblox noise right guys? Hahah skyrim reference!! Shut the f uck up you absolute f ucking dusty toilet. I would flush you down the drain in an instant.

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WE TRUE HOMIES௵﷽﷽!!!!!!﷽
WE RIDE TOGETHER௵﷽!!!﷽!!!﷽
WE DIE TOGETHER௵﷽﷽!!!﷽
send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care.
C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

In typical Adzero fashion my comment is being strawmanned into "fu ck people who have interests." Let be clear about who I am talking about. You're fu cking weird if I can't avoid hearing about your one highly specific interest in pop culture. Sports, anime, music. Doesn't matter. I like hentai. Wanna know how many friends know that about me? One, because he likes that shi t too. Fu ck your individualistically-fueled desire for collectivism. There are such things as social graces. Do you like it when your aunt talks non stop about her kids? Yeah? Well I dont want to hear about the 15th fu cking hentai you just watched.

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if you want to readd me that's not fine but i'm puring my friends list agian.

i am a gay man and i accidentally masturbated to straight porn. i was browsing a gay porn site, so you know, i figured there wouldn't be any women in my gay porn. i found one video whose thumbnail looked promising so i clicked on it and it started mid-sex. the bottom was facedown into the bed in some black lace dress. that should have been a big warning sign, but i assumed it was some sissy fetish thing. not my cup of tea, but the top was hot and really going to town on her so i stuck around.

after the guy (and i) finished, the girl sat up and that's when i saw it... her tits. you should have seen my face. a visage of true terror. i just sat there in shock, contemplating what i had just done. when i broke free of my stupor, i whispered "no hetero" but i fear it wasn't enough

that's just racist

congratulations your thing did a thing now there's many things

You cheatin on me with some other ♥♥♥♥♥ with a cat profile picture???

forgive me glandman

sorry

wrong person

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Take a good look ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, this is what a real man looks like. THIS is a REAL ♥♥♥♥, whatever little baby toy you have between your legs doesn't even come close to my powerful meat stick. Check these muscles, this is a real man's body. I'm strong, quick, fit, I can do it all. I can please your girlfriend and please your girlfriend's girlfriends all while pleasing your mother too. I'll walk up to your girlfriend while you're walking together in public and slap her on the ass and when she turns around and see my massive bulge protruding from my pant leg she will know instantly that she is finally in the presence of a real man and leave you right then and there and run into my arms and walk away with a real man to get ♥♥♥♥♥♥ harder than she's ever been ♥♥♥♥♥♥ before in the nearest parking lot.

WARNING DO NOT SEX WITH THIS PERSON!!!!1!
we were have sexy time in roblox and i pull out my ♥♥♥♥ (4.5 inch) while touching her blox (very big) thEN SHE ALLSO PULL OUT ♥♥♥♥
WOMAN DO NOT ♥♥♥♥!!!1!1!!!!!1!!!!1!1!!!!!!1!!!!!!11!1111!!

if you want to readd me that's fine but i'm puring my friends list agian.

In latin, the term "ad" generally means "to." I guess in your situation, its your REP that going "Adzero." -rep slow trader

Id love to smell you

+rep fast trader

+rep a nice trader who can wait me=D

+rep Awesome trader and funny :3

+rep Really friendly trader :D

+rep very trustworthy

+rep

+rep gave me a great deal

IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CUZ I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE GUY THAT KILLED YOU!

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WE ARE TRUE HOMIE'S...
WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...
and you are in canada and dat place is really ♥♥♥♥♥♥ far away ;D

+rep cuz he has a sexy ass ;3

+rep friendly guy!

+rep, so smart guy !

+rep | I'd totally invite him to water my plants while I'm on a vacation. After all, he is VERY NICE GUY

+Rep Nice Trader.

I'm a goofy goober! ROCK!
You're a goofy goober! ROCK!
We're all goofy goobers! ROCK!
Goofy goofy goober goober! ROCK!

"Put your toys away"
Well I got to say when you tell me not to play
I say NO WAY! No way no freakin' way!
"I'm a kid" you say.
When you say I'm a kid I say "Say it again."
And then I say Thanks! THANKS! Thank you very much.

So if your'e thinking that you'd like to be like me
Go ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free!

Hamella bebela zimela boebela hamella bebela zimela bam

I'm a goofy goober. ROCK!
You're a goofy goober! ROCK!
We're all goofy goobers! ROCK!
Goofy goofy goober goober ! YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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+rep friendly trader