AlkumBalkimus
Mysha Long
Hampshire, United Kingdom (Great Britain)
Cuuum
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Cuuum
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Level
11
Years of Service
500 XP
Currently Offline
Badges  7
Games  100
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Screenshots  1
Workshop Items  4
Reviews  1
Guides  1
Groups  6
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Perfect Games
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Recent Activity
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3,670 hrs on record
last played on 25 Apr
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Stellaris
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Comments
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Allah is Ballah 20 Apr, 2023 @ 3:32pm 
men :steamhappy:
MuricanRogue 28 Mar, 2023 @ 6:38pm 
♥♥♥ Bigger knows that Alky Balky likes huge sweaty ding dongs shoved up his brown eye
JAW999 11 Nov, 2022 @ 12:52pm 
Imagine you're sleeping... and then you hear a splashing sound... and then you feel a warm caress on your cheek... its enjoyable, you like the warmth you haven't felt from a women in many years... but then you hear a laugh and look up... It wasnt the touch of a women... it was George Gregory... and he was pissing... loads of piss... gallons some may say... you try to flee but are overwhelmed... the sheer hydraulic action you are exposed to by his piss hydrant is too much... you feel death take you... RIP Awesome Legendary Kiwi