Alexander
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76561198340941102 25 Oct, 2017 @ 3:23am 
8dkök
JeepartN 31 May, 2017 @ 10:45am 
-rep! After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy!
>_kipPE 25 Apr, 2017 @ 5:51am 
I sexually Identify as an the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it throught the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and I’m ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don’t care, I’m beautiful. I’m having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 °C. From now on I want you guys to call me “Sol” and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you can’t accept me you’re a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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JeepartN 23 Mar, 2017 @ 1:32am 
halvfjerds
JeepartN 21 Feb, 2017 @ 7:45am 
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  ¸ .   °  ¸. * ● ¸ . ...somewhere   ° ☾ °  ¸. ● ¸ .  ★ ° :.
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 * .  ☾ °  ¸. ...in a parallel universe* ● ¸     ° ☾ °☆  . * ¸.   ★ ★ ° . . 
  ¸ .   °  ¸. * ● ¸ .  ★ ° . . ° ☾ ★ °
  . • °   .  * :. . ¸ . ● ¸    ★  ★☾ °★ .   ★ ° . .    . ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸ .   ★ ° :.  . • ○  ...you're actually good at CS:GO °  . ● .   ° ☾ °☆  ¸.
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