Look at your profile. Back to mine. Back to yours. NOW BACK TO MINE.

Sadly, it isn't mine. But if you stopped drinking coke and started drinking real alcohol it could LOOK like mine. Look down, back up, where are you? You are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the corner of a random bar, trying to find the way out. Back at mine, what is it? It's the very ugly girl that you met when you got in. Look again, THIS GIRL IS NOW THE WOMAN OF YOUR DREAMS.

Anything is possible when drink your ass off.