ITS EVERYDAY BRO WITH THE DISNEY CHANNEL FLOW 5 MILL ON YOUTUBE IN 6 MONTHS NEVER DONE BEFORE WE PASS ALL THE COMPETITION M AN PEWDIEPIE IS NEXT MAN IM POPPIN ALL THESE CHECKS GOT A BRAND NEW ROLEX AND I MET A LAMBO TOO AND IM COMING WITH THE CREW THIS IS TEAM 10 ♥♥♥♥♥ WHO THE HELL ARE FLIPPIN U?

So there's a chick in my class I like; unfrotunately im quiet, calculated and intelligent and she likes big dumb jocks. So anyway one day me and her boyfriend are walking among a group of our fellow students when a gang banger appears and threatens with a gun. Her 'big and though' boyfriend instantly freezes and loses the ability to speak. I on the other hand squint my eyes and step forward pulling my katana for judo practise out in one fell swoop . "Go ahead" I say. "The gun is only 400 years old while the sword is the child of many millenia. Do you fancy the odds?" Instantly the gang-banger drops his weapon and runs. My other classmates cheer while her jock boyfriend pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and sees what she didnt see before. She thanks me with a kiss, but I dont smile because i was only doing my duty. Safe to say she saw who a real man was that day. I may be quiet and collected, but raise a weapon against me and youll face your worst nightmare.

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omg daddy put ur big daddy tool in me daddy pls ye u like it when i call u daddy dont u u dirty girl ye u fkn like it so much u want me 2 call u daddy and make baby noises while u change my diaper daddy im a dirty boy pls change me daddy

+rep nice guy and fast easy trade

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